Alan Maynard

If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@Mrjamieohara1 Same for me when you were managing Billericay

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@WestHam_Central Shite

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@westhamtransfer @WestHam_Central Said nobody ever after watching that pile of shit.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Miss you

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

I've #justsponsored Henry Tilley, who's fundraising for Teenage Cancer Trust on @JustGiving. Donate now https://t.co/VzBxYEXFZe

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@nibsbuses just wondering why the no 3 Mayflower school bus didn’t stop in Ramsden Heath this morning or drop off this afternoon? Surely your bus driver should be turning around if he misses a stop and not force kids to have to walk back on dangerous roads with no paths?

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@Mattwhu It’s time to bring Allardyce back 😂

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@Tesco just purchased x12 Tesco Finest Rioja Reserva in store but noticed I didn’t get the club card price of £7 and paid £9 per bottle instead. Is this correct?

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@UKPowerNetworks third power on and off in Ramsden Heath, Billericay this evening. What’s happening?

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@SkySportsWSL @SkySports

[Mark Windebank @mark_windebank]

Why are Sky Sports News giving so much time to the WSL as there aren’t many people interested surely?

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@CDL_Gaming @richardajkeys 🤣

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@Cmdr_Hadfield No thanks 🤢

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@EXHammers Win is a win ? 🤔

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@eugene_gaughan Boring.

Totally boring opinion and massively forgetful of the football we have had to endure over the years.

Moyes has been so successful as our manager. Embarrassing to keep questioning his position.

#moyesin

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@EXHammers Moyes delivered a Europa semi final and a Europa Conference league win. To suggest his job is in danger is idiotic.

#Moyesin

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@brooksy2901 Hopefully an end to all that Moyes Out bollocks from you!
He wins. That’s what he does!

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@brooksy2901 Good work! You going to a fanzine then I take it?

[Neil Taylor @hammers4work]

West ham are massive
@ExWHUEmployee

[Alan Maynard @Alan_Maynard]

@WestHamXtra Over rated