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for sure not bad

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

for everyone who is mad at me for calling sugar dumb last week…

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@CoraCHarrington when i found out men’s dress pants have pockets INSIDE the pockets i lost it

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@TheFakeCharle that’s a grown man wow

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@nyliberty hi! what time is the pride game on 6/22? i’m seeing both 5pm and 3pm

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@lingerie_addict https://t.co/pl7kLhgbgz has them for as low as $15 apiece if you buy at least 2!

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@TheFakeCharle @BoundaryBreak 😭😭😭”so cute”

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@free__shrugs sugar & toast

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@offbeatorbit i don’t know you, but i’ve followed your beautiful story. i can’t believe it’s been a year, i hope every day is even a hair easier and people on this godforsaken app stop being massive weirdos to you❤️❤️

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@VP you are vile and i hope your words and actions in these moments haunt you for the rest of your life.

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@rachelmillman not with his one tooth😭

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@addisonnna instagram stories are a fucking disaster rn

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@lingerie_addict and something like 80% of people graduating w fashion majors are women🫠

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

toast toing

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@lingerie_addict so frustrating, and it makes so many people feel a type of way about being “bigger” in certain items/brands. i carry a tape measure thrifting w friends and have to constantly be like “yeah i know you said you’re a 34 but i promise these ‘38’ jeans will fit!”

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@MelissaAlbaugh WHO is taking a used ball gag☹️

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@MarkHarrisNYC genuinely scared to like this

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

not to be incredibly young and beautiful, well-rested and wrinkle-free, but i thought lilith fair was a person😌

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@ceaubin (also lmk if you wanna be tagged in the tiktok i couldn’t find your handle there when i posted but happy to add!)

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

@ceaubin lmfao better yes, but not better ha-ha, better weird

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

my first thought was there should be a support group for us but then i realized that’s just lesbians and being a member is how i got in this mess😔

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

hey if it makes you feel better the person I saw sent it as one big ol’ brick of text so there are at least TWO recipients of a similar trauma out there @AlannahVann !

[🏓 @AlannahVann]

um😅

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

RIP to whoever is about to receive the literal wall of text currently being drafted by the person sitting in front of me on the train. It begins with “my feelings on our situation have not changed,” so godspeed