Justin Albaugh

6/16/15❤️

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

In remembrance of September 11th I’ve decided to NeverForget this bit about who did 9/11

[🦇 @aricolonthree]

nothing that happened in 9/11 compares to the torment you put me through every sunday

[Jew on Shabbat @TMIJOS]

Rosh Hashanah, Sukkot and Simchat Torah all fall on Sunday this year.

Say a prayer for the synagogue security guards who will be asked a million times for NFL score updates.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Burger King says “have it your way” while remaining a monarchy. Interesting

[Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @BichinhosFB]

O trânsito tá complicado nessa volta de feriado

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

“Germany’s largest deportations” is going to be quite a feat given who holds the current record

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care

[political jew 🏴 @PoliticalJewTT]

“I am being silenced!” says actor sitting on a panel at one of the biggest movie festivals in the world.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

they said they’d reimburse me for my special appearance, and i haven’t heard from them since. never doing weddings again. bunch of cheap crooks.

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

Remember when you could watch sports and not hear “spread,” “money line,” or “parlay” every 30 seconds? That was nice.

[Justin Albaugh @Albaugh_70]

You’re next Paul

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Every poverty franchise is starting to sell majority ownership of their teams. The world is healing.

[Begirxle 🍍 @Beg1rxle]

Call me crazy but if you arent communicating what you want that's on you

[TruthHurts @TruthHurtsTKV]

He better hope she doesn’t see him like a son

[Alexandrinho @MulattoOrfeu2nd]

The guy built a park in honor of his 3 kids, raised $75,000 running the Boston Marathon, & created an organization that focuses on parental mental health but God forbid he try to move on from the literal worst thing ever happening to him, you people are insanely evil.

[vivi bin ladin @jihadbian]

This case is so interesting to me you have the angry angry manosphere who hate her guts and the feminists who see 3 dead children as porcelain vases incredible how everyone is so far up their asses

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

They have no quarrel

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[💖 @twaniimals]

No community note bc it’s real

[Joël 🇩🇴 @WeAreJoel]

Fuck that elephant. I speak for all real men when I say yes the fuck we do wanna play as a badass Latina who doesn’t take shit from anyone. Y’all need to grow up