Alcapwned

Your Favorite Loud person, Platform fighter fanatic, all around button masher. I stream on Twitch. (former) T.O #PhillyPM is my home. He/Him #BLM

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[g @34rths]

Perverted freak with a pure heart that only
freaks when froken to

[Void @gsmVoiD]

My first game of League I went 0-17 on Cho. I spawned, walked to a lane and died for 25+ minutes

The game after I went 3-23

Those 3 kills made me feel so cool that I still play and watch League to this day

Idk why people think being new & bad at a game only extends to fgcs lol

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[Alcapwned @Alcapwning]

Fuck

[ratte @rattecs]

sex is temporary, being above average at every video game but having no transferable skills to anything useful in life is forever

[Zatanna Zatara 🪄 @zatannannataz]

@back4wood god forbid a man smoke a jay and get his dick sucked on a sunday

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

"AI uses less water than golf courses!"

Okay. Get rid of them both, then. They both largely benefit the wealthy and virtually nobody else. This is a useless argument.

[Alcapwned @Alcapwning]

@abcdentminded I had a dog who got lymes disease rightAFTER being pinched by a car, thankfully my father felt something was off and he stopped but he almost got ran over all the same. So combine those two things and we thought he was a goner. The MOMENT they put him in the car he started to eat

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

My food order got fucked up recently but I just went to the counter and said there seems to have been a mix up and they sorted it out. The whole time, I was wondering how boomers managed to always turn this into a shouting match with the cashier back when I worked the line

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

I want to be rich. But not Lamborghini
or Rolex rich, I want to be rich enough to go to the gym at 3pm and nobody can tell me no. To tap the family in front of me at the supermarket and say, "It's on me," Rich enough that my future wife never has to worry about getting a job. Rich enough to show my children the world, not pictures of it. Rich enough to take my friends to dinner and say, "| got this", Rich enough that God uses me to help the people who are in need. That's my version of rich.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning

[Alcapwned @Alcapwning]

@Hikari7653 @AndrewAJT @Sohkah_ “It’s just a wifi tourney” yea that he’s putting his time and effort to ensure a fair experience for everyone. “Oh who cares it’s just wifi?” The other players who put their time and effort into training, or people who can’t travel. It being WiFi doesn’t mean rules don’t matter.

[Alcapwned @Alcapwning]

@NewsCuckoo @Whateve62995979 @Alonso_GD You think working conditions is just the physical SPACE you work in??? It’s much more than just where you sit (or stand) for the day

[Alcapwned @Alcapwning]

@ClarenceBeeks @LasVegasLocally If he was willing to open the door for them then he wasn’t “harboring” anyone

[Joey B Toonz @joeybtoonz]

Fun fact: Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival started in 1999 to push back against high ticket prices.

Now it’s $649 to get in, $20 for a beer, $17 for coffee and $150 for a caviar burger.

Mission accomplished.

[Solo @YT_Solo]

Video games went downhill the day that people got scared to play against the tryhards instead of being hyped to try and beat them

[Alcapwned @Alcapwning]

@invencivel10 @avataryaya_ Cause that noob will literally never learn the game if they quit the moment they find someone better than them. It’s a fighting game, you either want to get better or you aren’t cut out for the genre. You can’t learn nothing about a game, and still expect to win

[Alcapwned @Alcapwning]

@Tion888 @badwool9 Cops could get his headphones back without arresting them

[Funkh 🔴Optic Rage @GazelleStep]

The hardest part of getting people into fighting games isn't that they are hard or whatever, the hardest part is convincing them that the 3 hours of Mortal Kombat they played 9 years ago at a friend's house isn't a good reference point to base a definitive opinion of the genre on