Bill Louis

[Chris Gloninger, CCM, CBM @ChrisGloninger]

Mamdani must be doing something right, because the entire right-wing bench just crawled out of the woodwork to clutch their pearls over… setting the AC to 78. Advice so radical that Jimmy Carter gave it in 1979 and deep-red Texas repeats it every single summer. Truly the frontier of American socialism: a thermostat.

Wait til they find out what's actually making it this hot.

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@rich_toad Wait until you find out about concentrated long only investing.

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@JaredKubin Wut?

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@CorneliaLake @GavinNewsom It would be pretty funny if all you had to do to legally not pay your taxes was to move.

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@litcapital @NYCMayor NYC residents getting back some of the taxes they paid to the state in the form of city budget is a new and creative definition of “bailout”, but ok.

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

This is how Dan Loeb spends his Friday night? Hating on impoverished immigrants. Sad.

[Daniel S. Loeb @DanielSLoeb1]

🤡🤡🤡

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@CTTRWLLN @RepThomasMassie Are you saying… they didn’t build that?

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@chipperPat Hurdle? What is this HF hurdle you refer to?

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@RampCapitalLLC So do we hate JPM, the sell side, finance people in general, diversity, equity, inclusion, or some combination thereof?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“I have totally defeated you and also transferred $300 billion dollars into your bank account”

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

The second part is quite brutal, to be fair.

[Leigh Drogen @LDrogen]

You know, putting SBF in prison for a very very long time was warranted, legal and fair

But….making him watch the investments he made with all that stolen money turn into one of the best portfolios of all time might be some cruel and unusual punishment

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@LDrogen lol, the second part is really brutal.

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Hall of fame opening sentence

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@endowment_eddie @ycombinator lol. It took me a minute.

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@MartinShkreli I’ll take the over on that.

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@ElizabethHolmes Fortunately for you, stealing from people is not a capital crime.

[Bill Louis @AleatoryAge]

@CliffordAsness As much as I like the marketing/IR team at AQR, I am surprised and a little disappointed they haven’t yet launched a version of Apex that has a 10 year lock, charges 2.5/20 fees, and only cuts a December 31 NAV. @CliffordAsness I am full of good ideas.