Alex

he/him

[Brendan Dzwierzynski @BrendanDzw]

They’re saying it’s the funniest scene in history

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATER!”

[The Empathic Torturer @finestsoup]

Toy Story 6 should be about Mr. Shark and his sick Woody impression. God damn what an artist

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

“and it appears that… yes… my children’s kindly British nanny has been my ex-husband in disguise all along”

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Find it interesting that Cars is the last Disney movie to have the last VHS and first Blu ray release

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

i’m 27 years old in costco with my mom and she just ran into someone she knows

[Epically Conclusive Emma @Ecstasy5927]

It seems like a man... and yes, we just saw him fall into the river, apparently this happened in lego city

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[Suppressed Voices @supressedvoic]

A reminder!

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

I know we're having fun with this, but, if you think about it, it's really not that surprising that the man who created the Jawas AND the Ewoks would love the Minions lol.

[When did The Protagonist order his hot sauce? @An_Hour_Ago]

It appears that — my god, the Protagonist ordered his hot sauce an hour ago

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

“and it appears that… yes, it appears that this whole concert is a trap”

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

@AgreeingBook13

[Shakira Miyamoto @HungerHuman]

The Artificial story is even dirtier when you remember that Amazon MGM have produced 5/6 of Luca Guadagnino’s last films. They burned their bridge for an AI company.

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

“And it appears that… my god… the minions have stolen the moon.”

[M.A.A.C. @MAActionCinema]

#JetLi & #XieMiao. From 1993 to 2026.👨‍👦

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

Oh this film is going to be EXTREMELY anti-AI and anti-billionaire if Amazon pulled out so late in production. I’m sat