Alex Randall

[Alex Randall @AlexAlOulaa]

My birthday is in August and I am a size M in that 1991 green line sweater, just saying 👀

[Randy Clarke @wmataGM]

New Metro Pop-Up store opens tomorrow at our HQ…team continues to do amazing stuff, this time w/ Metro 50th and America 250th special merchandise. I think many things are going to sell out. We appreciate all your love & support of @wmata

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Alex Randall @AlexAlOulaa]

Literally just the text in this tweet made me buy this.

[Cuneyt Dil @cuneytdil]

This new D.C.-based novel reimagines the Metro as a portal through time https://t.co/sOEou2QBVy @mimi_montgom

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

i'm obsessed with AI DIY projects

my favorite one right now is this guy who built an AI system that listens for birds outside his apartment, figures out what species they are, and paints them on his wall.

here's how the whole thing works:

1. a cheap usb mic on his balcony listens for birdsong 24/7

2. BirdNET, Cornell's AI model trained on 6,000+ species, names each bird species from the sound alone (no camera needed)

3. every time it hears one, Gemini 2.5 Flash Image paints that exact bird in the style of an Edo-period japanese woodblock print

4. the new painting drops into a live collage of everything that's been singing outside in the last 24 hours

5. and it all shows up on a framed e-ink display on his wall that reads "heard today" like a little museum placard for his neighborhood

knowing which birds visit you used to take a field guide, a trained ear, plus years of patient practice.

teddy just glances at the frame on his wall and sees the cardinal came back this morning

honestly i'm highly tempted to build one myself haha

[sarah @sarah_micheleg]

i do not need more metro merch
i do not need more metro merch
i do not need more metro merch
i do not need more metro merch
i do not need more metro merch
i do not need more metro merch
i do not need more metro merch
i do not need more metro merch
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[Beau Sorensen 🇺🇦 @sorrogrande]

You’d think this is a joke. It is not.

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Apparently June is scoliosis awareness month as well as pride month, so it's just a great month for people like me who are not straight in any way, shape, or form

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

we do this

[Rosary Quotes @RosaryQuotes123]

A bulbul created a snug nest for its babies in the hood of a Franciscan friar's habit. The friars also put up a little flyer cautioning everyone to not disturb the birds.

St. Francis of Assisi is also the patron saint of birds and animals.

Video: jkurianmoolayil

[tré easton @treeaston]

nyc gets the championship and mamdani.

dc gets ufc on the south lawn and whatever the hell this mayors race is.

mom come pick me up i hate it here.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

looney tune ass summer

[Betty Boop @Big_Sisterly]

Is anyone else glued to the livestream of the Kennedy center? It’s like the ‘Will they? Won’t they?’ in a romcom. Every time you think they finished the scaffolding, another layer gets added.

[tré easton @treeaston]

.@wmata really does pride right 😎

[domestic grace @holyhomemaking]

was asking my husband if he cared about the baby shower theme and he was like what is that? do you mean like space or like mafia themed? and now he wont let go of the mafia idea. he says the invitations would say "welcome a new member of the family" and we could do italian food

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

Great reporting here from @51stnews on why D.C.'s 311 app has basically not been working since early May: https://t.co/dPdFpUPyz5

[Tom Sherwood @tomsherwood]

I'd note that the National Guard is not "law enforcement," but political theater for President Trump. Those N.G. soldiers should be home with the families and helping out their own communities.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

L.O.A.F (Lesbians Over Age Fifty) at Houston Pride 1991, courtesy of JD Doyle and Houston LGBT History

[grovy @grovymango]

happy pride to ppl who are not straight. this includes bad bitches with scoliosis