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Belgo-Southeast-Asian-American postdoc in Italy |he/they | slow maffs | 28 |Alt: @IntrusiveAlex

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

Hyperbolic geometry is the worst form of geometry except for all the others.

[🦄Puřdo 🏳️‍🌈 @purdyrebelkinch]

Saudi Exoomf, Emily Gwen/Julia Gorst, and Najat/@theafroaussie walk into a bar, somehow the bartender ends up paying the tab for all three of them.

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@jjjjjjjjojohohn Wtf lmao

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

It's fine if you want to say "octopi" but if you correct me when I say "octopuses" you are an uneducated troglodyte and you don't deserve to live.

[YouGov @YouGov]

🐙🐙🐙With our new poll showing that 51% of Britons like octopuses, here's what the public think are acceptable plural terms for 'octopus'

Octopi: 57%
Octopuses: 37%
Octopus: 21%
Octopodes: 4%

(Respondents could choose multiple options)

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@ShinMarginalScr I'm getting Brandon vibes

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@sukhoinos Lessgooooo

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

You can also say "octopods" but I'll probably call you a smartass behind your back.

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@purdyrebelkinch @earlbndip Do u think they're in the same polycule

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

Fire Emblem fans when they see an adult woman

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@purdyrebelkinch @earlbndip We need to decouple Australia from the global financial system this is completely unsustainable

[🦄Puřdo 🏳️‍🌈 @purdyrebelkinch]

@earlbndip like 20% of Australia's economy is basically shameless grifting and theft at this point

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@purdyrebelkinch @earlbndip WHAT

[✦ Cori ✦ @DeliaCore]

i have the most tragic news of all time

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

1K followers.and I'm only getting 3 likes per post boy am I chopped

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

"The AI boyfriend craze peaked with GPT-4o"

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@satevisss @TrueSlazac Unfortunately I don't think that's true. I suspect the current public is dumb enough to be satisfied with cheap enough slop models that could pay themselves back in ads.

[A People's Military History of China (1911-2026) @PLA_Past1927]

This is largely ahistorical, Japanese relations with Beijing were rather fine, all things considered, until the 2000s, with the Japanese being one of the first economic partners of China, even as far back at the end of the Civil War in 1949.

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@satevisss @TrueSlazac Unfortunately I don't think that's true. I suspect the current public is dumb enough to be satisfied with cheap enough slop models that could pay themselves back in ads.

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@boilmoder Would

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

@boilmoder Looks banging

[ALX (non-recursive language enjoyer)🐗🦎🌷🔆🍵 @AlexArborist]

Can I both hope Platner wins and wish unlimited genocide on the population of Maine is that something that is allowed

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

TPSI poll | 6/8 LV

US Senate Maine 2026
🟥Susan Collins 43.7% (incumbent)
🟦Graham Platner 43.1%
Undecided 13.2%
—
When voters are informed of Graham Platner’s scandals
🟦Graham Platner 48.2%
🟥Susan Collins 40.1% (incumbent)
Undecided 11.7%

Link to poll: https://t.co/XfVJAkrZP4