Alex Berkowitz

welcome

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.

[New York Post @nypost]

Wild Trump-shaped ecstacy pills impose 'Red Alert' lethal consumption threat, Dutch drug agency says https://t.co/MyYXrmeaAp

[rezlana @steelviper77]

@dacarez0ne_ weird way to spell "la befana"

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🐊 @butleriano]

Great way to travel from NYC to Boston if you’ve got an outstanding warrant in Connecticut.

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Why was he speaking like a rapper?

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

@jas_d_barbie How is this possible to enforce?

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

Corona tastes the way weed smells

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“no one can tell it’s AI!”

the AI:

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

@yolotruther Would never abandon my country (Allston/Brighton)

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

Look at them go

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

@Polymarket Mfw Little Italy is omitted from the map

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump:

The Islamic Republic of Japan attacked our aircraft carrier.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

This is what a Roger from American Dad disguise would look like irl

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Boston drivers are nearly 130% more likely to get into an accident than the national average.

On average, a crash happens once every 4.4 years.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is caught on a hot mic saying that Finnish cuisine is “shit” and “dog food.”

The Finns are furious.

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

Salad stuffers are a SCAM @panerabread

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

@DoWCTO @DeptofWar @DOWResponse Give the enemy 300 billion dollars

[Massachusetts YIMBY @ryanbebb]

What’s happening in Boston right now is a once in a generation to chance to change our future.

- Preserve 3am last call
- Preserve extended 4am MBTA service
- Legalize happy hour
- Remove liquor license limit

[Alex Berkowitz @AlexBerkowitz19]

@omadhanji How is this even possible