𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞

Notorious own-business minder // ☭ ☸ 🍵📕//

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

I’m not going to watch the Nathan Felder thing bc I hate anything where ppl are Put Into A Situation, but I saw someone say “oh my god he’s doing Synecdoche, New York” and that’s explanation enough for me

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

@alotapeaches I worked with a waitress once who said she couldn’t try anything that had capers in it. When asked why she said “I’m allergic to seafood”. So you’re at least on the right track lol

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

https://t.co/nAFcSc0Nx1

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

If there’s one thing in this world I hate it’s goddam doctor. “Test inconclusive, that will be $1200 pls” ass mf

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

I can lob a small object into a trash can at almost any range and identify most mass market whiskeys by smell

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Chiropractors are so funny. Just a guy who’s job it is to go Psycho Mode on your spine. And people will be like “nooo he fixed my mild back pain. Also I can’t stop going bc if I miss even one weekly appointment I’ll be in worse pain than you can even imagine”

[fistabella @bellacampbell_]

POV: you order a gin and tonic but I’m a flair bartender

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

@abbbsolutley My best definition for ‘cult’ is being grouped around a living charismatic figure who delivers revelation. But how long did Smith have to be dead before Mormonism switched from cult to religion? Has L. Ron been dead long enough that Scientology is religion now? It’s so sticky!

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

@abbbsolutley It’s *rly* difficult to define ‘religion’ or ‘cult’. Most intuitive aspects are also shared by major religions: isolates you from outsiders (Christianity, Islam), sometimes it’s Good to kill yourself (Islam, Buddhism), has a tiered system of hidden knowledge (Mormonism)

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Wasn’t even touching it, it just collapsed like a cartoon lol

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

RIP old friend, thank you for your service 🫡

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

firefox plugin called "i don't understand code" that puts in a giant button on github pages for "this is the place you have to go to download the file you want"

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Oh? You're a photographer? You shoot mostly naked girls? That's so interesting. I've never met 259 other guys who do that. Art needs you.

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

@sueycat Oh man, definitely gonna try that next

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Terrible picture but kimchi gruyère grilled cheese and I cannot recommend it enough

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Greatest Bond song, probably worst Bond movie

[psychotronica @psychotronica_]

Live and Let Die (1973)

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Being forced to engage in Business-Like behavior feels truly satanic

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Engaging in a grotesque act of self degradation (creating a LinkedIn) :(

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Up next:

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Up next: something completely different

[𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞 @AlexDaiquiri]

Up Next: (revisiting a couple faves from last year)