Alexander

when a wave comes go deep 🌊🌊

[Alexander @AlexFuentes07]

Trigger fingerS turn to twitter fingers volume III

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

"Alcohol has no health benefits."

Shut up, nerd. We know.
That's not why we drink.

[Alexander @AlexFuentes07]

@BronGotGame That's why it's a terrible product now lol

[Casper @CasperOnChain]

Tom Hanks admits he can travel so light emotionally that he's walked away from loving relationships without ever looking back

"I travel light. And I can travel light emotionally. There's stuff I cannot control"

"I have left many wonderful, loving, friendly atmospheres without ever looking back, without thinking, oh, things were really wonderful back then, I wish I was back there"

"I don't think I've ever thought that. Now is that great? Is it facile? Or is it so mercurial that maybe you shouldn't trust me"

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

watching that idiotic pirate lady character die was a top 10 all time satisfying cinema death

[Magills @magills_]

POV you’re getting saved by a female cop in Montreal

[Alexander @AlexFuentes07]

@Robberyy Second this

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

House of the dragon is ironically proving women shouldn't be put in positions of power because they don't think logically

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

PoV: you escape from a mass shooter, but run into a female cop

[John “Jonesy” Jones @purppump]

Youth baseball players dress like faggots now I would’ve got my ass kicked by my dad if I had earrings and wore ice cream shorts

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

POV: Single moms coming out of nowhere trying to make Father’s Day about them.

[3bucksleft @3bucksleft1]

Looks like Saudi Arabia will Beheading home 🤷 #worldcup

[Dux @DuxVul]

“He stabbed 5 Muslims”

Nah, don’t think he did mate

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

New shows to buy stock on right now:

Widows Bay
Cape Fear
Dutton Ranch

[autist @litteralyme0]

Women: “When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep surrounded by my loving family”

Men:

[Alexander @AlexFuentes07]

@JamesOberdank Oh yeah

[🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

Saying this shit living in the USA… you couldn’t be more corny if you tried. Super edgy bro

[Alexander @AlexFuentes07]

Now we are talking home field advantage

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

United States really should’ve put all of the knockout round games in SEC towns.

“Oh you wanna beat America in the round of sixteen? Great. You’ll do it in Tuscaloosa.”

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

THIS is how we do SOCCER in AMERICA you kangaroo niggas!!! #RealNigga #FuckKangaroos #USMNT

[Alexander @AlexFuentes07]

@theedevinmartin @JeffNadu Let me know I'll fly out