Alex Hurd

Comedy fan. Kitchen messer upper. Partner to an amazing nurse. Dog fanatic. Mediocre comedy writer.

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

Haven't had our long walk yet and the wee man is already sleepy. #colliepuppy #pointerpuppy #colliepointermix #pointercolliemix #englishpointerpuppy #englishpointer #englishpointercross #crossbreed #pointercross… https://t.co/8neZTYHAyZ

[Bennett Arron @BennettArron]

Now, let Corbyn stand down and let's grow the Labour Party into the Party it once was.
#CorbynOut
#NoJeremyCorbyn
#GeneralElection
#generalelections2019

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

Brexit isn’t British, it’s English.

[Andrew Western MP @AndrewHWestern]

Labour will offer a second referendum on EU membership. In any such vote I will campaign to remain in the EU just as I did 2016 @Remain_Labour

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Love him or loathe him,
Fred West was comfortably the best patio layer in Gloucester

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

In this election there’s a clear choice. You can vote for the parties who fuck things up because they’re privileged embittered sadists, or parties who fuck things up because they mean well but can’t get their shit together.

[Nico Reznick 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺🌍 @NicoReznick]

#PiersMorgan doesn't like Greta Thunberg because he prefers his young girls murdered with phones he can hack.

[🏳️‍🌈 Katie Coxall 🏳️‍⚧️ @beesesteeses]

Been a while since we last did a #Giveaway
So here's one for the times!
RT to enter, and I'll draw a winner on Friday (October 5th)
Or you could buy one if you like, DM for details.
#dontvotetory
#CPC19
#BrexitChaos

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

@zooplusUK please stop using @YodelOnline I am still waiting for my dog food that was supposed to be here on Monday. Have had to buy extra food while I wait for this delivery. Customer service no help.

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

@YodelOnline Once again proving yourself the worst delivery company ever. 2 hours talking to your customer service and even your warehouse before getting a promise my parcel will be here today. But I was told that yesterday so I don't have high hopes.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

A fiver the puppy joins the Lib Dems today

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Before you come out with how brave these rebel Tory MPs are, remember they supported a government that deported people rightfully living here, killed disabled people with benefit sanctions & force schoolchildren to rake through bins cause they’re so hungry.
They’re still cunts

[Jean Hatchet @JeanHatchet]

Ride #274 for Samantha Gosney whose manipulative, abusive boyfriend stabbed her 21 times - some of the wounds so deep they hit the bones of her spine. She had attended a funeral looking “nice” and he objected. #RideForMurderedWomen2018

[Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale]

Here you go @nellucnhoj

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

@MWGoneFishing Going to be devastated when this finishes. My Saturday morning ritual of walking the dog then cuddling up with him in the sofa to get all emotional while watching is the highlight of my week. @RealBobMortimer

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

NHS starting salaries:

Nurse £23.0k
Paramedic £23.0k
Midwife £23.0k
Junior doctor £27.1k
Radiographer £23.0k
Healthcare assistant £17.5k
Physiotherapist £23.0k
Occupational therapist £23.0k

Are you actually *trying* to destroy the NHS, @BorisJohnson?
https://t.co/oW8QOwGmAz

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

The dog has hundreds of special tug toys, squeaky animals and balls. His favourite toys so far? A pair of my socks and a plant pot.

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

Our new pup is the cutest young man.

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

@Hugglepets So I ordered a crate from you with next day delivery which I paid for. Now @YodelOnline are saying they are backlogged and I won't receive my parcel, they are also ignoring my inline complaints. I hope you will sort this and not use them again?

[Alex Hurd @AlexHurd]

Wow @YodelOnline are shockingly bad. No parcel and no customer service.