Akins

Senior investment adviser of my overdraft

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

@AndrewHWestern Would’ve thought being an alumni of Alty grammar might have taught you about the benefits of social mobility for the lower middle class.
Apparently not.

[sam @discoplomacy]

How it feels to hear that the UK economy is going to get worse when it’s the only message I’ve ever heard my entire adult life

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

@LibDems Great banter lads, any news on student loans?

[Jake @jakeperry97]

Sums up how miserable the UK and Manchester City Council is. But no doubt they’ll be saying how we did things differently and how these gigs “inspired a generation” while continuing to deny people access to music unless they pay over the odds.

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

"leftist" but you won't doordash me beer

"community care" but you won't doordash me beer

"we keep us safe" but you won't doordash me beer

"do no harm" but you won't doordash me beer

"liberation for all" but you won't doordash me beer

[Stride @SamStride93]

My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar.

Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨

Once in a lifetime.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

The Chinese government has welcomed Sir Keir Starmer’s Chagos Islands deal as a “massive achievement”, despite his claim that Beijing had opposed it.

Read more here ⬇️
https://t.co/0So7wyNsYl

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

@UKLabour You have just paid a Chinese client state to take control of our sovereign territory despite campaigning on a “£20 billion black hole” in the budget, you fucking retards.

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

@Keir_Starmer Hope you and your mates enjoy the pissup at the barristers chambers.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

NEW TRADE OFFER - Do You Accept?

[Kenneth @NiceGuyKenny]

Nicolas Jackson will end up at a club like Everton for £15m. He’ll score seven goals in 33 appearances and two of them will come in the 3-1 win over Chelsea at their new ground in November-ish.

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

@juneslater17 “Too proud to claim benefit”
Your entire generation cry as if you’re under threat of genocide unless you get a guaranteed state pension - a benefit.

[The Kino Corner @thekinocorner]

If the camera was supposed to move, then Tarkovsky would have had the camera move

[Ben Cobley @bencobley]

Yes, so we have an entirely fictional story driving government policy. And this is normal.

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

@LabourBerry @crowningred Why should we pay any attention to this?

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

In the UK, the Office for Value for Money, does not in fact have any value for money

[Alex Wickham @alexwickham]

Damning assessment of Rachel Reeves’ new Office for Value for Money by the Treasury select committee

“the Office for Value for Money is an understaffed, poorly defined organisation which has been set up with a vague remit and no clear plan”

https://t.co/7LSARyIW8S

[Akins @AlexJKinsler]

@Keir_Starmer Governing majority of 402 seats and no major achievements to show for it except a corrupt anti-corruption minister and the handover of sovereign territory. You and your mates in the barristers chambers got to have a seat at the big table though, so fuck the rest of us I guess.

[oomfenshmirtz @o_biennis]

Lee Jaemyung, leader of the Dem party, live-streaming himself climbing over the blockade wall at the National Assembly

[Eamonn Canniffe @eamonncanniffe]

‘This is Manchester, we do things exactly the same …’