Alexander Jones

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[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

@britomrig @4thcatproblems Fair one

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

@4thcatproblems Best one is when people thank companies for allowing them to buy their products at full RRP #ThanksGiant

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

Yasssssssss

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

New favourite rider is @Bonifazio_993 - that descent off the Cipressa yesterday was absolutely 😍 #MilanoSanremo

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Honest office answer:

“Ooh, your lunch smells nice, what is it?”
“Please leave me in peace”

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

How ironic that #InternationalDayOfHappiness occurs on a beautiful sunny day outside while I am sat in an office... #NotCurrentlyHappy

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

This may be funny at first but is actually pure discrimination from @BritishCycling

[Matt Barbet @MattBarbet]

Don’t we want people from all sorts of backgrounds enjoying riding a bike? I’ve met the @pornpedallers and I couldn’t give a toss what else they ride... pun intended.

https://t.co/uIjG4D7vj8

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

If you're a cycling fan and you make it through the day without seeing someone riding a bike on rollers flipping a pancake then kudos to you my friend. #PancakeDay

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

@RyanPikester Dammit! 😆

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

My timeline currently:
Pimbo
Pimbo
Off the front at Pimbo all day (didn’t win)
Pimbo
Cold Pimbo
Grimbo
Was there a race today?

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

Keith Flint - I'm gutted! #legend

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

@JimmySmith_90 Haha Fry-up and KBK was my day 👌

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

@JimmySmith_90 😆😆. I’m only jealous now that I’m fat and not a racer

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

@stagescycling Hey my Gen2 Dura Ace has a zero offset above 1100 and is reading around 100w high from perceived exertion - what can I do? Its been like this for 2-3 months

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

🤣🤣🤣

[Cillian Kelly @irishpeloton]

Congratulations to the puritans who’ve resisted watching any racing until ‘it really begins’ today.

You’re all eejits though because you’ve missed some great racing and we all know you were watching anyway.

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

Classic season starts today - I wonder which Dutchman/Belgian will be the 'super happiest' this evening :) #superhappy #superhard #superfast

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

@MichaelAshurst Good to get them out of the way early doors man, plus new bike christened 👍

[Alexander Jones @AlexJonesRacing]

New drinking game idea - through classics season take a shot every time you hear the word “super”. Guaranteed you won’t get past Omloop without being paralytic #super #GregVan

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

LATEST;

Apparently, I've heard a whisper, I'm not sure, but I think - I think there may have been a bit of snow down south!
Why the fuck didn't somebody say?!
#uksnow
#KillMeNow