crazy cat lady

anyways you should venmo me @alexmargarita

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

When a cat wraps around your arm and bites you and starts doing bunny kicks that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[gato mandarino𖦹꩜ @clauenmiel]

todo va a estar bien.
fuente? el ronroneo de mi gato

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Dj Barbie D @djbarbiedd]

I know we having a good time cause all my homegirls losing their big toe nails

[sarah @heavenbrat]

idk girl sometimes you need to crash out and be a bitch so you dont get an auto immune disease

[Too Mutch Sauce @Bmutch]

@devahaz @samesfandiari Lafayette, Concord, Walnut Creek

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[Bear @Beargirl_1]

My favorite James Baldwin line: "There is a reason, after all, that some people wish to colonize the moon, and others dance before it as an ancient friend."

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

when i die kill my man immediately

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Unfortunately I am tit for tat so don’t tit