Alex Denton

[owa @ST4RS4LIGNED]

fumbling a pure lover girl and leaving her confused anxious and sad is going to be the reason for your karma btw

[Alex Denton @AlexMarie0206]

@officialdwts you must be joking

[Alex Denton @AlexMarie0206]

@officialdwts @carrieanninaba @CherylBurke @derekhough why are y’all so much harder on Jen than everyone else !!!!!

[enemycharlie @enemycharlie]

not to side with the men here, but why do women 5'3" and under have such strong preferences for men 6ft+. you are a hobbit, 5'8" is tall enough. you can't even tell when your 5'8" boyfriend is lying about being 6'0" because you're so short.

[soss behi ✰ @sahbehii]

why are birthday freebies always a dessert what if i wanted a steak??

[CHIDINMA @cruisequeeeen]

Are we still on for today??

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

why did he say this

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Preparing for the election results

[weird shrimp @trashxgoblin]

i bet it feels so good as a dog to have someone rile you up

[Jordan van der Hagen @TheJvandy]

We’ll see how this goes

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

I followed a school bus this morning on my way to the gym

Not a single kid in the back gave me the finger

The new generation is soft

[Steve @thahumorguy]

“Can you turn the fan off?”

[dania ☾ ₊˚ @DI3M0NDGIRLL]

im supposed to be more tattooed than this

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

💲

[𝓙𝓣 🧡🧸 @chasingjamal]

I miss Twitter pre Elon