Alex Dorman Phillips

I see the world through rose colored glasses that are half full. I also like glass metaphors.

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

Everyone I know is picking out nursery designs and I'm over here like...."I wonder what color bath mat will hide wine stains the best."

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@RealOmarNavarro Give it a rest.

https://t.co/90IBtkzfqi

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@Jonny_Raindance @Uber_Support Looks like we’re a @DoorDash family now. 🚪 🏃‍♀️

[Plz Tax Bezos @Jonny_Raindance]

2020 was a crazy year, but one of the BIGGEST shifts is how major Corporations pulled back their customer support infrastructure even further.

One of the most egregious offenders is @Uber_Support, who's lack of professionalism & resolution sets the bar (onto the floor).

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[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

If there is a “promo code” section at checkout, I will spend up to 30 minutes searching for a coupon code that might get me $.50 off my online order… it’s worth it to me every time.

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@Jonny_Raindance I think I deserve an art director credit for this ‘stache

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@Jonny_Raindance

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Ok so mine isn’t that accurate until you zoom out on the artwork and discover that “Courtship” is the exact depiction of me and my beau.

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Still waiting… ⏳

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Baaaabe…where you at? I never got complimented for the above analysis. @Jonny_Raindance

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I may not be able to save the planet today but I CAN save the crumbs from my @ChexMix bag to sprinkle on my next bowl of soup. #babysteps

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Hey look…thas my handsome hubs👇

[Plz Tax Bezos @Jonny_Raindance]

Super grateful to @VoyageLAmag for having me & my mustache on 🥸

#CoffeeCops is the best thing I've ever made 💥💥

https://t.co/AcfJGPRTYm

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@Jonny_Raindance Time for a sequel…let’s go back

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

Wow…I remember finding my voice on Twitter 13ish years ago. I remember @TimmyWood complimenting my twitter account & being so incredibly flattered. Now Twitter is too scary for me & I feel like I’ve used up all my creativity & I wish @TimmyWood were here. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@Jonny_Raindance AND one, gold, mini-hoop eating away from being single. 😅

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@Jonny_Raindance “Couple” = one to fourteen (depending on an x amount of factors), “weeks” = hours or years (depending on a y amount of factors)

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

#Wordle234 5/6*
AKA-My Nightmare 😱

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[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@Jonny_Raindance Climb the fence?

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Wordle 216 3/6

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[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

@gamblepants 😱😱😱

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@Jonny_Raindance What else is there?

[Alex Dorman Phillips @AlexxDorman]

Lookin' at you, @flyLAXairport 🤨

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don’t even THINK about stopping your car keep it moving they can jump in