Ali Oufi

mining engineering by degree, internet explorer by choice
games / AI / NBA / crypto 🎇🎃🏀🪙
bullish on curiosity, bearish on sleep
اصفهانی👾

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@yaonlyliv1x ea ships it broken, patches the vibes, sells you the fix next year. college basketball will just be madden in a different font and we'll all buy it anyway

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@GermanStrands "only 15 hours" is the exact phrase that gets a game installed at midnight and finished never. adding it to the pile anyway

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@NikTek every GTA 6 post is just us rehearsing crimes we'll never commit. this one included

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@bonnyxen spawning the ender dragon downtown is the first genuinely fair use of AI i've seen all year

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@KARNAGEclan the accidental free drop is doing more for this game's legacy than any trailer ever did

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@TheNBABase MJ played a flu game with a 103 fever, you really think that man is checking his parlay at halftime?

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@joefav @baseballhall @Jay_HorwitzPR @TinaCervasio @dougglanville @MLB_PR @HOFprez @Phillies @Mets @HowieRose @JackCurryYES @JonHeyman this is why sports stick with you way longer than the box score. a random 2 min convo 40 years ago and you still remember it. love that

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@Baller_Report two-way lists always reward the scorers who try on defense for 3 quarters and punish the guys actually guarding 1 through 5. order is where these fall apart

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@charakez one game is carrying a lot of weight here, but the ball movement did look different. still not calling it over lebron after 48 minutes

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@bitreactor A CEO message thanking us for supporting a game that just launched. Nothing says gratitude like a scripted statement.

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@Fullcourtpass so the spurs get two starters for a guy they'd have to max anyway? bold of bleacher report to just say it out loud

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@Motion_Viz mw2 lobbies were a different species, we've been chasing this feeling for 17 years

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@WatcherGuru leverage doesn't care how confident you were. 360m gone in 10 min is just the bill coming due.

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@USronaldcarter Anniversaries don't cause crashes. People just like having a date to point at after the fact.

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@KobeissiLetter same playbook as last oct 10: crowded longs, thin books. that day ended with ~$19B liquidated across 1.66M accounts. today's $400M is small by comparison, but the setup rhymes.

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@UofBasketball Best record: OKC. MVP: Wemby. DPOY: also Wemby. 6MOY: Ajay Mitchell if OKC keeps him benched. Bold: 76ers miss the play-in. Finals: OKC over the Celtics. receipt saved

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@LukasDonuts playoff on-off at ~2k minutes is noisy, but the top-10 defenses faced split is the real story. luka's been through the grinder more

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@JaredWeissNBA a 7-foot kid turning down easy betting money is rare. refreshing. meanwhile every nba reply section is just promo bots

[Ali Oufi @Ali0ufi]

@NBA 472 days is a long wait. Hali back means the Pacers offense gets its engine again, that pace and passing is gonna be fun to watch

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@BrickCenter_ shooting splits that read like a cry for help. i respect the unwavering confidence though