Ali Shea

cat lady // weirdo // singer of Empty Houses

[Joe Rumrill @2tonbug]

“Is white wine all you have?”

No, I can do any

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

@GOODLUCKRY_ I just got these! Excited to try hehe

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@kaismann 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

I can’t concentrate after the slap

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

@annebrab What is supposed to be I also say shine 😂😂😂

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

@NastyGalHelp my order “shipped” two weeks ago but has not made any movement with the tracking number!

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

I think my most vulnerable state is when I’m asking someone if they don’t want the pickles on their plate

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

@grahammarsh_ It’s SO good 😭😭😭😭

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

Why hasn’t someone figured out a high speed train that goes nonstop between Detroit and Chicago 🙄

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

@grahammarsh_ Yeah feels oddly relatable just with sad bops

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@grahammarsh_ I’m very into ittttt

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@roboallycat Truly

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

Happy to report that I finally went to the dentist after…..a long time…and I have ZERO cavities or issues. Truly a miracle.

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

People who wear flip flops through airport security are absolutely psychotic imo

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Update: now watching UFO docs so

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Pretty crazy Friday night sitting on the couch in my underwear sipping watered down rosé, icing my feet, and watching trash tv. #31feelinFun

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

True love is when you have a “bad foot” and he randomly gives it a full massage bc it needs it :’)

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

These days it’s so hard to put my brain to sleep at night that I need melatonin, an ac unit, regular fan AND soundscapes on Headspace to go to sleep 😅

[Ali Shea @AliKatShea]

Why do birds have so much to say at 5am? 🙄

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@avanthigovender Can’t get enough of the new record tbh