Alice Watchorn

Blatherings from a boomerang Norfolk farmer child

[Will Norman @willnorman]

People keep telling me that because the UK had a heatwave in 1976, climate change is overhyped.

So here’s the global heat anomaly maps from June 1976 and June 2022. https://t.co/GGVg46UTcI

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

The UK Covid Alert Level has been increased from Level 3 to Level 4

[Alice Watchorn @AliceWatchorn]

@JeremyClarkson worth a tweet from @ClarksonsFarm? Us British farmers have got to stick together.

[Alice Watchorn @AliceWatchorn]

@BBCr4today @BBCNews @Channel4News @TheEconomist @thetimes @EDP24 https://t.co/fiuE0LY66p

[Alice Watchorn @AliceWatchorn]

@NatureTractors check out the wheels on this baby! @bdwake getting some hands on experience for @NatureClimate

[Alice Watchorn @AliceWatchorn]

@British_Airways I have heard that @Qantas and @VirginAustralia have extended people’s status for year because of #COVID19 Are you going to do something similar please?

[Nick Heath @nickheathsport]

Dogging.

#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary

[Nick Heath @nickheathsport]

Drag A Load Of Tat

#LifeCommentary #LiveCommentary

[Alice Watchorn @AliceWatchorn]

@ForageSchoolUK Hi, been calling and emailing for weeks but no response. Please can you come back to me?

[Alice Watchorn @AliceWatchorn]

@ForageKitchenUK Hi, been trying to call and email for weeks but no response. Please can you come back to me?

[Alice Watchorn @AliceWatchorn]

@Airbnb_uk @Airbnb my account has been hacked, fraudulent charges on my credit card and now the account is cancelled with no way of reporting the activity as I can’t login. How do I get my +£600 back? Do you have a major issue with security - I’m one of many with this problem

[Peter Smith @Redpeter99]

Brexiters are like my dog Stan. He spent 15 years chasing neighbour's cats. One day he cornered one and didn't have a clue what to do next. So he sat down and licked his balls. #BrexitShambles

[António Costa @eucopresident]

Politicians come and go but the problems they have created for people remain. I can only regret that the idea of #Brexit has not left with Davis and Johnson. But...who knows?

[The Expendables @TheExplendables]

Nine players, seven jerseys and eight functional shoulders had delivered us two wins and a draw this morning. It’s beer o’clock and time to shine #theexpendables #philosophyandcomedy #your

[The Expendables @TheExplendables]

Hey @TouchMallorca! What’s this with 15 minute halves this weekend‽ That’s 12 minutes longer than any of our guys ever last - and they’re rarely up for a second shift #endurance

[The Expendables @TheExplendables]

Twitter recently trialled having 280 characters. We’re trialling 3 extras this weekend as we head to @TouchMallorca #theexpendables #cartoonollie

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’ll admit mistakes were made” - Translation: Total cock up from start to finish

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "you're welcome"
1. You're welcome
2. You didn't thank me and so I wish you nothing but eternal pain

[London Scorpions @LondonScorps]

Scorps women's AND men's win the first round of the MWTC! #double