Alex Michael

The sausage king of Chicago...

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Married dad here. On a fairly frequent basis I befriend an attractive mum in our social circle. Almost all of them have ended up really close friends with my wife. My mild case of a wandering eye, which I would probably never act on, has been very good for her social life.

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@historydefined Zoom x10

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@mcandidate

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Hey @grok who is the most famous person to check out my profile…. Also the least famous. Thx

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@markarby Hi mark, I want to show this pic to my kids. Is that ok as long as I tell them you did all the work? Thanks.

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@fesshole

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@NoContextBrits @pikaso_me

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@BBCWorld I can never eat more than one…

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@fesshole

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@AlternativeMUFC Me!

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@fesshole @DrawThisTweet

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@Exploding_Heads “Dragons and tits” will be the name of my next album…

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@historydefined @colorize_bot

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@historydefined @colorize_bot

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@simonharris_mbd @colorize_bot

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@robmanuel @fesshole Ones where the confessor feels the need to give their age?

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@LeithMotive @DrawThisTweet

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Going to the beach is not relaxing in the slightest. It's the most unrelaxing thing ever

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@ReadingDune Women be shopping…

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@mmagonewild