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[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

#IWillSmileTodayBecause I'm off to the woods for 3 days!⛰🏕

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

@jillianteta just figured I'd ask because you're the only person that I know that would send anyone fiber 😜

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

@Djcoley11 is it the movement of bringing pizza to your mouth because that always does it for me 😜👍🍕

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

@jillianteta did you send me fiber? I got a probiotic fiber from amazons https://t.co/zIYgMiiRHE as a gift. It's you or Amazon is creepy.

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

#Spring is here! Just had to remove a bug out of my cleavage!

[spooky mulder @slutforaliens]

Blaming gun mfrs for shootings is like blaming fast food restaurants for obesity. #DemDebate #NotHowItWorks

[Matt Wilstein @mattwilstein]

Pull those pants up, @BernieSanders! #DemDebate

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

Can someone remind @HillaryClinton that she has a microphone on her chest and she should stop slapping it? #DemDebate

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

@jillianteta no I'm drinking this 🙃

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

And I just bought five boxes of #GirlScoutCookies #nom

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

@lilianajoy15 miss you cutie 😘

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

Today is finally the day Underwood for president! #HouseOfCardsSeason4

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

In honor of @RealBenCarson I slept through last nights #GOPDebate #YouAreWelcome

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

@helterscelzter omg congratulation on the operation

[ForAmerica @ForAmerica]

#GOPDebate poor guy...

[Mike Polk Jr. @mikepolkjr]

John Kasich and Ben Carson just switched clothes on stage in front of everyone just to see if people noticed. Nothing. #GOPDebate

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

Who is making @RealBenCarson 'fruit salad' t-shirts? I'm totally in the market #GOPDebate

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

@NRSC @MacroRubio the Democratic Party has a woman and a Jew running for office #justfyi #GOPDebate

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I love when Carson's eyes randomly snap open 'cuz it looks like a ghost only he can see is lunging at his face. #GOPDebate

[Ali @AlisaWonderland]

Did anyone else catch that Purge trailer "keep America great again" #CNNElection #GOPDebate