Alison Newman

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Statement on the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (1/3)

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

WHAT
IS
GOING
ON

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Draw me like one of your French girls 🎨

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

DANSBAE

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Hard days. But a good God.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Never wanting to hear the word “unprecedented” ever again

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

After nearly three months, today is the last day of May

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

“Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.” —Winston Churchill

[Omar Ishrak @OmarIshrak]

. @Medtronic & @Tesla / SpaceX engineers getting it done for #COVID19 patients. @SpaceX to supply important valve that will help us scale production sooner. Thanks to @ElonMusk for partnering. #MDTisMobilizing

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

March is no longer a month, it has been reclassified as an era

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Are you going to sit on that sofa all day?”
“Just doing my bit”

[AlloMudda AlloFadda @allomuddak]

This is the most accurate meme on the internet😂👏😂 #TigerKing #TigerKingNetflix

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Going the extra mile for your country by doing 0 exercise a day

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Some handy safety tips if you’re considering going out socialising:

1. Don’t

[Omar Ishrak @OmarIshrak]

Thanks @elonmusk. Let's all work together to help COVID-19 patients globally. MDT ready to do its part! #MDTisMobilizing

[Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson]

Day 1 of Quarantine: “I’m going to meditate and do body-weight training.”

Day 4: *just pours the ice cream into the pasta*

[Alison Newman @Alisonenewman]

I think I need a penguin now... 💖

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

If the nation's aquariums do not share a new delightful penguin video every 24 hours I will deliberately expose myself to coronavirus

[elies @cetELIESparibus]

For my next job interview, I'm gonna ask my "future" employer on "what are the things you've done for your employees during the COVID-19 community quarantine".

[Diggy Moreland @diggymoreland]

Dear @mcdonalds:

Take this down time to figure out why your damn ice cream machine is always broken.