Nunya

[Vik von Lustig 🇺🇸 @realcountlustig]

Sensitive young man in the body of a linebacker is the most isolating existence a man can endure

[Poppa @poppathegr8]

"Really class? Adolph Niggapenis?"

"We're not doing Kahoot until we can be mature."

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hi dave portnoy i’m “the gay kid” in the video :) if i went to gaza i would killed by an israeli drone strike

[Dr. CZ @AngelMD1103]

A man is quietly renting a house, minding his business, when his landlord suddenly shows up drunk and starts demanding to be let inside. The tenant refuses, rightfully confused and uncomfortable. The landlord calls the police, and when they arrive, they tell the landlord he can enter the property. Instead of using a key, the landlord smashes the window in the front door to get inside… while the police stand out on the street, watching it all happen. This situation is disturbing. Renting is supposed to come with basic rights and a sense of security, and watching that line blur so badly feels wrong. If this can happen in plain sight with police present, it really makes you question where tenant protections actually begin and end.
How is a renter supposed to feel protected when authority figures allow something like this to unfold?

[☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ @LuckyMcGee]

If they can entrap an Idaho father for 1/4” of a shotgun barrel, then murder his dog, shoot his 13 year old son in the back, and his beautiful wife holding their infant daughter in the face in the doorway of her mountain cabin, imagine what they will do to you.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Im in love with this edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS...

*music hits*

WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

"Why are Dwarves more liked than Elves?"

Elves: We must gather at the sacred tree for a fourteen hour discussion

Dwarves:

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

[Algeria FC @Algeria_FC]

Cry more

[Chris Ray Gun @ChrisRGun]

Imagine calling active military personnel unfit and weak while having the build of melted ice cream in a garbage bag

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Saudi Arabia, one of the worst violators of human rights in the world, wants to partner with Russia to jack up US gas prices, it can get Putin to defend its monarchy. We must pull all US troops out of Saudi Arabia, stop selling them weapons & end its price-fixing oil cartel.

[hot girl midsommar @verymimi]

the try guys describing their coworker cheating on his wife as their "trauma" is a great example of how the internet has taken important therapy language and bastardized it into silly little nothings

[Libertarian Party of Delaware @LPofDelaware]

Chewing a burger without a burger chewing license? Death penalty.

[Nunya @All_Hail_Kev]

Fellow military please remember the conservatives hate you

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

“Russia is so unprepared for a world war we’d easily win!”

The US Army:

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

I still remember this video, it f'd me up.

He did nothing and suddenly his life was ended by the state for no particular reason one night.

[Brady @pebbut]

british people can finally stop faking their accent and talk normally

[Non-Voting Felon 🇦🇴 @futuresdoors]

Nancy Pelosi’s husband just bought $5 million dollars in Nvidia stocks while she is pushing congress to vote for a bill that’ll give $53 Billion dollars in subsidies to semiconductor companies, where Nvidia will get the largest share of that money.