Allan Roth

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@buitengebieden Technically, they’re both squirrels.

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@JKastellec Yellow. Easier to read. More eye catching.

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@drhonor The fill levels are problematic on a number of those. Hard to tell on the Haig. Contact the whisky team at Sotheby’s or Joe Hyman at Skinner to make sure you’re not drinking your next car.

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@lukegarrett Tell me your secret.

[Leo Beletsky @LeoBeletsky]

Wish Elon had bought Teams

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

If tea spread to your country by sea you call it tea, if it spread by land you call it chai. This is because the ports of Fujian and Taiwan use the coastal pronunciation "te", whereas Mandarin uses "chá"

[Tom Kretchmar @tkretchmar]

How do we convince Elon Musk to buy Ticketmaster

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@gummoe Have you tried Total Recall?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The biggest election result of the night is in.

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@JohnFetterman busting into the senate chamber, like

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

sufjan stevens me watching the
election results
🤝
quitting after two states

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@jimrosecircus1 Oh my god

[Seva @SevaUT]

is there a term for libertarians who believe in free speech and the free market as long as the speech doesn't hurt their feelings and the market doesn't hurt their profits

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

“People taking their fourth joint of the day” 😂😂

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Dr. Oz pushes old school Reefer Madness talking points. He seems to be stuck in the Stone Age. It's honestly embarrassing.

I believe in Legal Weed for PA + the USA 🇺🇸

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@Jeopardamy swooping in for the kill

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

We’d been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now I’m thinking maybe I’ll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@BradleyWhitford @piersmorgan Oh, man. I hope that felt as good to send as it did to read.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

‘Let’s get this show on the road!’ from different languages:

5. Let’s pick up our hammers! (Bulgarian)
4. Let’s saddle the chickens! (German)
3. Let’s go bedbugs, the bed’s on fire! (Finnish)
2. On with the butter! (Icelandic)
1. Forward with the goat! (Flemish)

[Allan Roth @AllanRoth]

@gummoe Did you not go by boat?