Allen

Relax and post what sparks 😁 (memes, puns, jokes)

[Math Files @Math_files]

Meet different math functions and what each one does.

[Allen @Allen_Hwang]

I got nightmares from this film!

[Mall Bangers @MallBangers]

So sweet. #horror #horrorfam

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This guy just exposed every magician out there. 😂

[Math Files @Math_files]

Pizza = πzza

[Isekomix @isekomix_]

Bro Knowledge

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Allen @Allen_Hwang]

@CynicalPublius I still like this

[ThePapaManDave @ThePapaManDave]

🍳

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Pro Tip: Treat Your Depression By Going For A Run — The Misery Of Running Will Distract You From Your Depression https://t.co/l8AClrlucS

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Whoever came up with “lefty loosey, righty tighty” absolutely knocked it out of the park

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

When I first started posting jokes on X. I didn’t see anyone else posting jokes. Today, I see more people posting jokes…that’s a good thing.

We all need a laugh from time to time!

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Two retired cops sit on a park bench watching the world go by.

“You know, Tom,” one sighs, “my health is declining. My legs hurt when I stand, my back hurts when I sit, and my arms hurt when I reach for things. I feel like I’m falling apart! How are you feeling these days?”

The second guy smiles broadly and says, “Honestly? I feel like a newborn baby!”

“Really?!” the first guy gasps. “A newborn baby? How do you manage that?”

“Well,” he grunts, “I have no hair, I have no teeth, and I just wet my pants!”

[Allen @Allen_Hwang]

@GiaMMacool Might be thinking of Bill Ackman here

[박선달 | Park Sundal @parksundal0528]

한중일에게 놀림당한 이탈리아인의 복수

[Allen @Allen_Hwang]

@AndrewYang The goal of the production seemed to be to have fun.

[Allen @Allen_Hwang]

@blader I wouldn't be displeased if my kids did this.