Allison Dyen

Stand Up Comedian

[Allison Dyen @AllisonDyen]

At the Palm Springs International Comedy Festival with my #1 fan, my mom #PSICF #eventspalmsprings

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Men love all women’s colleges…

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Yes, I really am that bad at dancing!

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I’m so pumped for The Portland Maine Comedy Festival!

On Friday August 25th, I will be on the 8:00pm show at SEED.

On Saturday August 26th, I will be on the 8:00pm show at Hi-Fidelity Brewing.

Hope to see you there💋

[Allison Dyen @AllisonDyen]

Wet Nuts are yummy 😜 #IYKYK

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When it’s your five year wedding anniversary and you’re a fifth wife.

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Due to the popularity of the Open Mic at Harry’s La Casa Mia, anyone watching/going up will have access to an exclusive $25 buffet (not incl drinks) You can order from the menu if you eat at the bar (if you do that, I suggest eating before) See you 8/2. The list is full & lit AF!

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Tonight!

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@itsdendo You are very welcome. I’m happy to have you on the show.

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I got in! More details to come😀

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Looks like the second hand went limp

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I went for a psychic reading. It was blank.

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My idea of self reflection is looking in a mirror.

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I think my authentic self is a knock off.

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I’m so excited to be a part of @LaughRiotGrrrls Comedy Festival. Hope to see you tomorrow💋

[Mark Masters @themarkmasters]

Please retweet to spread the good word so we can sell out again. https://t.co/prUjp5fMjw for info

WED - Friends of Vail Comedy Show in Downtown Denver

THU - Vail Comedy School and Free Locals Community Show with surprise headliner in Vail

FRI/SAT/SUN - Festival in Vail

[Allison Dyen @AllisonDyen]

I will be on Always Bookin’ Comedy with @themarkmasters tonight! You can watch the show on Mark’s YouTube channel at 8:30pm EST.

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Sold Out!