Dream Merchant

serious in real life, unserious on here. what Future said 🔝. LSU. Cowboys. ig: legallyxbrown.

[Squishy @_missprettylady]

Where at and for how long

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’m definitely the type of person that would secretly be married

[Grace @gracecamille_]

how girls are dressing this summer

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

1 thing about me i fucking love fries

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them

[Ajijo A. Charles @Jimerald1]

Instagram. Getty

[ANW Pizza Parker, NYC Spokesperson @TheColtonShow__]

Did my parents call me a nigga? No. Did they use it? Yes. Did I know not to use it in the house or around them? Also yes. It’s mad simple

[Softboy @softboywin]

A will? I don't even have a way

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

People can’t read anymore so they just think everything means whatever they want it to mean lol

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[MONALEO 🎀 @themonaleo]

sexy solange

[BEYHIVE @beyhivecombr]

BLUE IVY & JAY-Z 🥹

[museofthesun @solarystix]

That’s why I sometimes don’t post my homegirls when I’m out with them. #confusetheenemy