Ally

I like to tweet about running, photography and things my husband says. But mostly I just forget to tweet. (tweeting privately since 2007 @baby_egge)

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It sounds like the breathing techniques I learned in my #hypnobirthing class last night would have come in handy watching the #debate

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When you play Fantasy Football and shop for maternity clothes online, Facebook shows you ads of pregnant women in NFL shirts #adtargeting

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Stranger Things = Stranger Dreams #strangerthings

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Mondays are ruff! Buckwheat says, "Let's stay in bed and watch all the TVs". #mondays #lifewithdog

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Things I won't miss about California #27: ticks #theworst #myskiniscrawling

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My iPhone autocorrected a misspelling of crackers to 'fracker'. Is fracker a commonly used word in texts (outside of ND)? #autocorrectfail

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To the people driving past my building: you get 2 honks-that's it. The other driver is not the only one who has to listen to you #urtheworst

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Do you ever get your bangle(s) stuck on door handles when leaving rooms? No? That's just me? #klutzproblems

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The problem with getting ready for bed is that it wakes you up. The problem with not getting ready for bed is that it's gross. #truth

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Also, I put my hair up in one of the best buns of my life like it was nbd and now no one is going to see it #goingtobedproblems

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Ten minutes ago I was falling asleep on the couch. I got ready for bed: washed my face, flossed my teeth, brushed... Now I'm wide awake #why

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Thanks for shoving the fact that I didn't win the Powerball in my face airport. Ugh. #nottsaprecheck #notfirstclass #notmvp #powerballloser

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Peanut Butter M&Ms: the airport dinner of champions (or people who were stuck in the security line until mere minutes before boarding).

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TFW you accidentally get a crisp beef burrito instead of a crisp bean burrito #tacotimeproblems

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"Let's start a Maraschino cherry farm. That's something I could be really passionate about." New plan guys! #thingsmyhusbandsays

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Somewhere in WA there is a woman named Angelica who gives my cell number to her creditors. I'm not sure if it's an honest mistake or a ploy.

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Race results: I'm really good at coming in 4th place in my age group #notthefirsttime #goodbutnotgreat #atleasticanblameitonmycoldthistime

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Race morning tips: do not try to chug your cup of coffee #almostthrewup

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A client I haven't seen in months asked me when I was due OVER THE PHONE. Is it possible to sound pregnant? #notpregnant (as far as I know!)

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I don't know why I even bother wearing light colored pants. It's not even 10am and I've already spilled on them. #headintheclouds #soadult