SC Freedom Caucus (parody)

We love freedom so much we shit bald eagle eggs. We don’t raise the chicks though, fuck that. #DumbSpiroSpero

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Why is @SenJohnKennedy looking like Mary from Hocus Pocus?

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

I’m confused.

You’re worried about ideologies that “restrict the rights and freedoms of women,” but you literally voted to restrict women’s healthcare.

Apparently “individual liberty” ends when a woman makes a decision you don’t approve of.

Olympic-level gymnastics here. 😂

[Jackie Terribile for SC Statehouse @JackieforSC]

It is plain to see that the Democratic Party has been hijacked by radical ideologies, including Islamism and communism. Here in South Carolina, some progressive candidates present themselves as moderates focused on “unity,” but their policies and ideological positions tell a different story.

As a woman, I have a hard time understanding support for any ideology or system that restricts the rights and freedoms of women. I believe Americans must stay vigilant and defend the values, individual liberties, and freedoms that have made this country strong.

#ironblonde @RepNancyMace @SCFreedomCaucus @CaitlinYorkSC

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

How do deez nuts taste?!

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

We will lie, cheat, and steal to please Daddy Cheeto Tits

[Nick Reynolds @IAmNickReynolds]

House Rules Committee just met in a hastily arranged meeting to change the rules of the redistricting special session, with the goal of accelerating the pace of debate.

Anticipated timeline to a second reading vote now some time tomorrow night. Details...

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

💥Flash Sale on https://t.co/nCrS30K1NG! 💥

[Nick Sottile @nssottile]

Grand opening, grand closing

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Nancy Mace & Bryon Noem out here competing for who can fit more plastic, ego, & Fox News airtime into one breastplate. Glad she got her breastplate back in time for the debate tonight. I was worried she might have to face voters with nothing but her personality.

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Wide receiver is about right because we know you’re not a tight end anymore…

ALLEGEDLY

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Just met Chase, a scout for the Miami Dolphins, here in South Carolina looking for talent.

I knew my time had not passed! Very excited to see what happens.

I can do both jobs. The first Senator/NFL wide receiver combo in history.  

Usually, not being able to start on the high school football team holds you back from going to the NFL, but I am going to punch through.

[Senator Richard Cash @Sen_DickMoney]

Rep. Morgan is absolutely right that the Legislature should study basic economics.

As Christians we believe wisdom is a virtue.

Sometimes it must be learned through experience. And jail time. Just as God intended.

#BiblicalWisdom

[Senator Richard Cash @Sen_DickMoney]

WE WILL NOT TOLERATE LEWDNESS IN SOUTH CAROLINA.
(Unless it’s our founding member getting convicted over porn or members posting it online last week. That’s DIFFERENT.) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

@vickiringer We the people… of the bathroom stalls of America… in order to form a more perfect privacy. Amen.

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Introducing the new Pee & Poop Caucus — because nothing says limited government like monitoring bathrooms instead of prices.

We stand for what we sit on!

[Jackie Terribile for SC Statehouse @JackieforSC]

Grateful to serve alongside strong, smart conservative women like Rep. April Cromer and Rep. Sarita Edgerton. Together we’re sponsoring the Privacy in Public Spaces Act (H.4465) and Human Trafficking Awareness & Prevention Training (H.4343) to make South Carolina safer for women and families. #SCPol #ironblondes #District66 #electthereal @AprilCromerSC @lonetater @SCFreedomCaucus

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

You’re right — let’s hand it over to your pals who sheltered convicted child predator R.J. May. You’re a clown 🎪

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Maybe take a seat on this one, babe. History’s only going to remember you as a flip-flopping asterisk.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

DEI Pam says “go woke, go broke," unless it’s her own company making money off DEI and cashing in.

How much of her $2 million TV ad buy was bankrolled from her DEI profits?

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

We love getting counselors out of our classrooms in SC! The fewer counselors in schools, the fewer adults for kids to tell on our members when they film/touch them inappropriately! We’re proud to join Moms for Liberty York County in this effort & in defense of our leader, RJ May!

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Nancy Mace announced today that she wants a promotion, but she can’t even handle the job she’s got. We’re not saying she’s sleeping around—we’re just saying she’s asleep at the wheel. #SCpol

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Oooohhh. Look. Another one of our members who loves to talk about “family values” — just not his own, apparently. This dates back over a year. Hell, our members hid it for him. #Hypocrisy #SCpol

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

And @RalphNorman folded like a temu beach chair…

[Emily Wilkins @emrwilkins]

There it is - from Norman:

"We held out as long as we could and made the changes we knew we could make."

This bill was always going to pass. Changes could be made here and there (A.I., wind and solar, amounts of tax breaks) but the bulk of this was always going through.

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Hey South Carolina! Stop electing dumb people.

That is all.

#SouthCarolina #SCPol

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

If I were RJ May, I’d admit to everything today.

https://t.co/blO6VVOlin

[Jay W. Ragley @ragley]

Free advice. If you or your client have anything they'd like to admit to publicly, today is your lucky day. Rip off the bandage and get it over. Nobody will cover it. #ProTip

[SC Freedom Caucus (parody) @AltSCFreedom]

Put Nancy Mace in drag and she might finally serve a look, a fact, and a coherent personality—all in one go. Fingers crossed for a wig that covers the nonsense.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

🚨Coastal Carolina takes down webpage promoting cross dressing - after we exposed it and demanded answers! 🚨

This is what leadership and holding the line looks like. Real action. Real results.