Alt Crisps

Thin, crispy, fried and baked goodness. 💯 more delicious than the soggy limp one @AltFries

[Entangled Taco @entangledtaco]

I love my hair stylist.
#IllGoWithYou any time.

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@Well_Jaggy @Proveitsround God uses the light switch, duh.

*doom, doom, doom*
*Doodle-um-doom*
*DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE*
*The system is down! The system is down!*

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@altmilkshake @alt_dumpling @alt_nutz @altEPASmrtGrwth @altGS_rocks @Alt_Bacon @AltVentiPSL @Alt_DHMO @alt_bakedalaska @AltBrownies @entangledtaco @puffycheetoes @Alt_Guacamole @AltFries @alt_cheezburger @altCake @Alt_Popcorn @alt_wafflez @altSalad @Alt_DryAsFuck Who doesn't like us?! @altGS_rocks???

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@WatchPresTrump @altmilkshake @altSalad @Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger @puffycheetoes @AltCheeto @knot4sharing I'm irresistible like that. Who wouldn't love a face like mine?!

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@altmilkshake @altSalad @WatchPresTrump @Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger @puffycheetoes @AltCheeto @knot4sharing Popping up right when no one wants him to 😕

[alt_milkshake @altmilkshake]

@WatchPresTrump @Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger @puffycheetoes @AltCheeto #WeAreAltFood
Tweet Despite The Kitchen Heat

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@altmilkshake @WatchPresTrump @Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger @puffycheetoes @AltCheeto Why is @knot4sharing there though?

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@alt_nutz @knot4sharing @AltBrownies @altmilkshake @AltFries @Alt_Bacon @puffycheetoes @alt_dumpling @Alt_Guacamole @alt_wafflez Mr. Peanut knows you're a fraud :( no one steps in on his con, Legume. I'd watch your shell if I were you.

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@AltFries @alt_nutz @altmilkshake That's disgusting, I'm ashamed of you. smh

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@AltFries @alt_nutz Why not just come out and reveal your true Legume self! Go play with chickpeas!

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@AltFries What kind of cruel food are you? Shame! Shaaaaaameee!

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@LelandYachtClub If that's an omen... it makes perfect sense

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

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[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@AltFries Poor you?

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger @AltFries @altCake @knot4sharing How you doin'?

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

@AltFries @Alt_PotatoChips @Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger Alright peeps do we need to start a #foodresists team to show culinary unity?

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@AltFries @alt_cheezburger @finnick_Resists Psh. Sez who, I demand some dna tests. How do you know I'm not a banana too?

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@altCake @AltBobAlmighty @AltFries @alt_cheezburger @knot4sharing @Alt_Bacon Look, can we just replace the soggy-one up there with cake? Win-win?

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@alt_cheezburger @AltFries @knot4sharing @Alt_Bacon What is this, #FastfoodHighlanderResists?

[Alt Crisps @Alt_PotatoChips]

@AltFries @alt_cheezburger @knot4sharing @Alt_Bacon Psh, good luck with your sidekick...