Southern fried crypto

Artist, Photographer, Hiker, Nature Lover,
I sometimes shitpost

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

Wall street loves Bitcoin. Throw all your normal metrics in the trash. Real money is here.

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

@giacolmo It's all fake numbers ......

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Hyperliquid, a decentralized crypto platform, is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. The exchange has emerged this year as a go-to spot for Wall Street’s weekend warriors. https://t.co/3dUhMXjVao

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

@base launch the token bro wtf

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

@TrustlessState Why are you like this

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

NEW: 🇺🇸 The Clarity Act has now been placed on the Senate Legislative Calendar 👀

Let's get this landmark legislation approved 👏

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

@virtualbacon It's time we accept crypto was a scam. A failed experiment. Anyone holding crypto right now needs to tell their family they finally realized you are in fact retarded and it's time to move on. Ok love you all.

[Venice @AskVenice]

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[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

😭

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

Tom Lee is down eight billion dollars on $ETH and Vitalik decides to write a sci fi novel

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

@base Bro drop the token wtf

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

@BullTheoryio Collapsing ecosystems with genetically modified insects is going to make a great plot for a film tbh

[Senator Cynthia Lummis @SenLummis]

If the United States doesn't establish the global standard for digital asset regulation, someone else will.

China is not waiting.

The Clarity Act is how America leads — and how we ensure our adversaries don't write the rules of the next financial era.

[Nate Geraci @NateGeraci]

Classic Netflix vs Blockbuster moment IMO…

Head of largest bank in US telling you how afraid they are of crypto.

They have huge opportunity to embrace it, evolve, innovate, & win.

But they’re choosing to fight it instead.

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

"This one time, Bitcoin went from $0.06 to $0.36 and then it crashed down to $0.21"

"Another time, bitcoin went from $0.85 to $29 and then crashed to $3"

"Another time, bitcoin went all the way to $213 and then crashed all the way to $70"

This is why we HODL! 👏

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins says he's confident Congress will advance the Clarity Act and President Trump will sign it into law ✍️

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🚨 UPDATE: Ethereum whales holding at least 100K $ETH have accumulated 17.41M ETH, a 9-week high representing 22% of the entire supply as prices have fallen, per Santiment.

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urges lawmakers to advance the Clarity Act:

"There most important thing we can do is to make digital assets come into the United States. Make the U.S. the home."

"I would encourage the House and the Senate to get Clarity done."

[Southern fried crypto @AltcoinAssasin]

Lmfao

[Aggr News @AggrNews]

*BESSENT: HAVE SEIZED ABOUT $1 BLN OF IRANIAN CRYPTO HOLDINGS: BBG

[Joseph Chalom @joechalom]

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[Venice @AskVenice]

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