AlternativeJesus

Just, ya know, the Almighty

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

Bless are those who give tax breaks to rich & screw poor people.They are always bugging me about being hungry #alternativeJesus #Budget2017 https://t.co/05Ysjb5XBs

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

HHS Secretary Tom Price defends tax breaks for health insurance CEOs #CNNTownHall https://t.co/blqm9eX7MZ https://t.co/wCmO07JMCZ

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

In honor of @POTUS @realDonaldTrump and the #Budget2017 https://t.co/ZUYWwGeTik

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

"Blessed are the oligarchs, for they shall inherit the US govt." #AlternativeJesus #alternativefactsarenotfacts #thankyoutrump

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

. @JoyAnnReid I like how you think!

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

@carigervin @nashvilledems you're fake news. Liberal media. And likely funded by Soros.

[Steve Redmond @sjredmond]

All members of congress must live without healthcare for a year before passing any healthcare reforms #MyExecutiveOrder

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

#MyExecutiveOrder Any candidate who REFUSES to reveal their taxes, for ANY reason, is automatically disqualified.
Full stop.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

#MyExecutiveOrder Any candidate who is caught LYING in more than 40% of statements is disqualified, gets vicious side-eye from America.

[Michael Blackman @MikeRBlackman]

Every candidate is required to undergo a psych exam before running for President. #MyExecutiveOrder

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

"The Kingdom is like a mustard seed a man planted but it never rained bc #globalwarmingisreal & it died." #alternativeJesus #climatefacts

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

But wait, I thought he was an excellent negotiator?!? https://t.co/dPIUDif18A

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto cancels trip to Washington for summit with Donald Trump https://t.co/R5AFrlCYJO

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

"Blessed are the oligarchs, for they shall inherit the US govt." #AlternativeJesus #alternativefactsarenotfacts #thankyoutrump

[Kathleen Jaffe @KathleenJaffe]

#AlternativeJesus: Blessed are the rich and corrupt, for they shall profit off the labor and suffering of the poor.

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

"A man was going to Jericho, & was attacked by robbers, beaten & left for dead.And he didn't have insurance so he died." #AlternativeJesus

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

@neiltyson The Kingdom is like a mustard seed a man planted but it never rained bc #globalwarmingisreal & it died. #alternativeJesus

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

@AltForestServ @NewsfromScience Kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed.A man planted & it never rained bc #globalwarmingisreal & it died

[AlternativeJesus @AlternativeJC]

"The Kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed but it never rained bc #globalwarmingisreal & it died." #AlternativeJesus #alternativefact