AltSarkar_FM

Parody Finance Minister holding office at pleasure of AltPM of the Parallel Universe of the Fictional AltSarkar

[AltSarkar_FM @AltsarkarF]

To: @Alt_PM of #AltSarkar
From: AltSarkar_FM
Thank you for asking me to take on this role. I shall do my best. At a time when the Govt has had to raid @RBI reserves, it is clear that we are in deep shit. A fresh start will mean agreeing some home-truth principles

[JayEnAar @GorwayGlobal]

Posting this here for posterity, or at least for this hapless nephew of @BellamSwathi - so that when he grows up he can show his Auntie that if he could speak fluently at age 4 (never mind what language) then his dyslexia was irrelevant to his development.

[JayEnAar @GorwayGlobal]

Remember, that 4-year old boy with #Dyslexia who speaks fluently - his Aunt, the well-known Orthodontist with a side hustle in bigotry:, @BellamSwathi, has blocked me

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Pravesh Shukla was arrested
Part of his house was bulldozed
MLA apologized to the victim
CM washed his feet

Such things are possible when state elections are due in few months.

[Swara Bhasker @ReallySwara]

The world allowed #Israel to occupy #Palestinian lands and turn millions of Palestinians into refugees in 1948 #Nakba and now decades later continues to watch silently as Israel commits war crimes in #Jenin as if committing violence & oppression were Israel’s birthright! Shame!

[TIMES NOW @TimesNow]

Indian Student Unfurls K’taka Flag At City University of London, Video Goes Viral.

#TNShorts

[Aakar Patel @Aakar__Patel]

stopped from leaving india at Bangalore airport. am on the exit control list. Got passport back through court order specifically for this trip to the US

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

When Muslim girl arrives at PES College, She's been heckled by several 'students' wearing #saffronshawls
#KarnatakaHijabRow

[SonaliRanade @sonaliranade]

The most divisive leader we have had in a century. Any good that he does will sink in the cracks he has created.

[Daniel Rathnaraj @daniel83in]

@TVMohandasPai @narendramodi Same with Mr pai

[AltSarkar_FM @AltsarkarF]

@TVMohandasPai @narendramodi Then you need to read:
https://t.co/EChVIrjH6j

[Think @ThinkX9]

@TVMohandasPai What kind of a joke is this? Comparing differed periods, different leaders with a sample universe of the present who doesn’t have an inkling or experience of what happened before.
Leave that for a moment, how many have been pushed into poverty since 2014? Sign of the times?

[Indranil Mukherjee, Author @indranil9]

@TVMohandasPai Without detracting a bit from the universality of the Gayatri Mantra, the logic in the comparison is deeply flawed. If that doesn't strike you, well, then don't let those Nigerians princes contact you for mega-million deals. You'll fall for them.

[JayEnAar @GorwayGlobal]

Look at it this way. Prime Minister Modi was travelling on party political business in Bhatinda. Citizens took the opportunity to show him what they thought of his policies. He had to turn back. Isn't that democracy in action?
https://t.co/G5AoWiEtPW

[AltSarkar_FM @AltsarkarF]

But I thought nobody read @the_in or @thecravanindia. Could it be that support for PM Modi flows from the hate spewed by the RightWing media channels?

[Minhaz Merchant @MinhazMerchant]

Every time a Modi-hating journo in @thewire_in or @thecaravanindia mocks the security breach in PM Modi’s convoy, it increases BJP’s vote share. Does Modi-hate make journos lose their mental balance? Their hate makes Modi win. And they still don’t get it. What a brain-dead bunch.

[Sanjay Jha @JhaSanjay]

A question nobody will ask so I will: What are the credentials of Jay Shah other than he is all-powerful Home Minister Amit Shah’s son to be in BCCI?

[Swati Chaturvedi @bainjal]

What is so special about thug Teni that @PMOIndia is unable to sack him? Modi offered an apology to the agitating farmers Teni’s continuance as a minister is an insult to the rule of law

[JayEnAar @GorwayGlobal]

When I gently pointed out to my #Bhakt-ridden #Sanghi- infested NRI medics #WhatsApp group that maybe now more if us could understand why Muslims back in India are so concerned about the similarly discriminatory #NRC/#CAA they began to foam at the mouth.
https://t.co/2uiPMqBG2s

[Swati Chaturvedi @bainjal]

If Modi is using the Covid vaccination numbers for his usual PR overdrive complete with event management will he take the blame for the mismanagement of the second wave? The bodies floating on the Ganga & the lack of oxygen. Why had he hidden away then?

[newslaundry @newslaundry]

While Congress media panelist Charan Singh Sapra called BJP spokesperson Sambit Patra “Gutter Patra”, Patra hit back by calling former party president Rahul Gandhi a “rapist”. #MediaShot

https://t.co/6Lc4IgLZHd

[Rohini Singh @rohini_sgh]

China has recently tested a nuclear-capable hypersonic missile. Meanwhile, this is the level of ‘innovation’ being peddled in India.