Aluda D

Unfolding my own myths.

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@LadyKatln One two one two....

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Instead of the government deploying psychologists to Utumishi to handle the anxious parents, they deployed cops to threaten and push around the distraught parents

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@MrBeast 😅

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@mumiasfinest Willing buyer willing seller

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

"Zile barabara tumelaunch tunazilaunch tena from the opposite side"

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@onjolo_kenya Overtaking from the left 🚫

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@moneyacademyKE Shida ni implementation... wajaribu kubuild confidence na SHA na eCitizen kwanza

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Auditor General reveals massive irregularities in the latest audit on the eCitizen platform.

We’ve done a deep thread on the audit for the FY ended June 2025 — here’s the summary.

Read and share widely:

[Burstani Designers Limited @burstani]

Brand like an Expert, Brand with Burstani.
Home of Creative Design
https://t.co/fVJxL124yu
#branding #graphicsdesign #creativedesign #uvprinting #madebyburstani

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@25YearsAgoLive Najua hamuezi kosa hapa 🤣🤣

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@MwangoCapital Kenyan pessimists 😭

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@ciikuhaha ...and meet other niggas who also went solo....at the end of the day the cost is still split, you paid yours, nigga paid his

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is set to introduce a 15% minimum tax for large multinational companies by April 30.

Under this new rule, any multinational must pay at least 15% tax on its profits.

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@RobertAlai @Paul_Muite Tukianza kufikiria hivi, si we also go back to being hunters and gatherers

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

A doctor works for 7 months with no pay.
A governor turns up in the hospital with blazing motorcade with sirens & starts accusing the doctor of stealing the 4 packets of Paracetamol that he purchased last year.

The patient believes the governor and shouts Tutam!

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Politician development agenda
Stadiums ✅✅✅
Markets ✅✅✅
Boda boda sheds ✅✅
Airports ✅✅
Churches ✅✅
Branded relief food ✅✅
Handouts ✅✅

Schools ❌❌❌
Hospitals ❌❌❌
Properly planned cities ❌❌❌
Good roads ❌❌❌
Jobs for the youth ❌❌❌

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 @Weeleey6]

seems Raymond omollo is only good at unleashing goons

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@joshuamalidzo Kuna mtu amesema ni Artificial Insemination.... hope it was on cattle😅

[Aluda D @Aluda_Derrick]

@GeorgeNmwaura @B3laze Kimeniramba

[Global Intelligence @G8GIST]

Global Live Chatter Sweeps Technology, GLCST®™ {GOD'S EARS®™} Red Flagged An Active State–Sanctioned Secondary Kill Order Against Allan @Ademba_47 Over ^Niko Kadi^ Youth Mobilisation And/or @IEBCKenya Registration ~ Global Command @GIST_Gov With UK @GCHQ And USA @CIA & @NSAGov.