๐จ JUDGE KAPLAN: โIโve seen a lot of cooperators in 30 years. Iโve never seen one quite like Ms. Ellison.โ
Caroline Ellison of FTX wins the best snitch of all time award!
I always say please and thank you when talking to my Alexa so that when the AI computers gain consciousness and take over the world, maybe they will kill me last.
I am a large man. Looking at the weight my life insurance company thinks I should be. I couldn't hit that weight until I spent years decomposing. I think they came up with their height weight charts when the Allies liberated Dachau.
You are posting 'in solidarity' with some whose electricity has been cut off? How? Is your new iPhone powered by a crank? How can it be solidarity when they are in a war zone and you are in your jammies?
Yes, my earbud did just fall into the cat's litter box, and yes, I did put it back in my ear. Also, yes, I did look around to see if the cat saw me do it.