Alyssa 🦊

Marketing Comms • Bunny and ‘tiel momma 🐰🦜• Thoughts are my own 💭

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@buildabear Looking for a Frozen Anna bear in Canada, any idea when/if this will be restocked? 🥺🥺

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

Or “Rockstar” 😅

[Brianne Fleming @brianne2k]

"Unicorn" is a term companies put in their job postings to let you know you'll be doing the job of 10 different people while they underpay you

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

It is NOT okay to offer 30k salary (~15/hr) and require multiple years of experience. This is not okay, do better!

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

Absolutely this. 😍 https://t.co/LBaBj7pWvu

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@DianaVilic 👀

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

Let this be a lesson to always have someone check your work...👀 @TimHortons

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

And this is why we burn out all our test emails, @gwenperdio 🤣

[Katelyn Bourgoin 🧠 @KateBour]

Nooooooooo 😭😭😭

I just sent an email and f’d up the personalization by mistake!

Are they going to send me to marketer jail now?

(This is why you always send the test email)

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

You wanna test your marriage?

Buy, paint and move into a house within the span of 2 months.

In a pandemic.

[Teal @teal_hq]

Offend a marketer with a single tweet

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@Jeffrey_Funk @teal_hq @gwenperdio

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@the_modmarketer @teal_hq @gwenperdio

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@AmandaMGoetz @teal_hq 👋🏻

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@Xbox @McDonalds Woah, woahh! Am I the only one that pops them back out to pop them again...! 👀

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Repeat after me.

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Why am I still seeing this?

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@janis_ian @SoniaBaschez Same, loving these tips! 🥰

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@Delta Our honeymoon to Iceland/Norway we’ve been waiting to plan/book for 10 years. 😬

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

Nothing like getting excited to receive @freshii coupons with my meal today and realizing they expired 2 weeks ago. 🧐 😔

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

Family photo with our kids. 🎄

#animalkids #furrykids #familychristmasphoto #immarriedtosanta #bunniesofinstagram #cockatielsofinstagram #parrotsofinstagram https://t.co/sYdotHWLU0

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

😯

[Pe:p Laja @peeplaja]

Black Friday email had no link.

[Alyssa 🦊 @AlyssaInTweets]

@michelleelarkin @mirror_miranda @katiecouric That actually does sound like fun! (Also, love the child stitch, so cute) 🥰