Alyssa

marketing 🦖 , dog lady, reluctant artist, Raleigh via Seattle via SF. tweets are mine.

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

I don’t know who needs to see this but my aunt acknowledges nearly every holiday by dressing her dog up and posting the picture in our family Facebook group and this is the kind of positivity we need going into 2020

[sophie @netcapgirl]

it’s on slack bro. it’s in the drive. i just put it in the notion bro i literally sent it to you on teams. did you check the airtable bro? it’s in the box bro. it’s single sign on, it’s on okta bro. no you need the yubikey. check your deel bro, it’s on gusto. check outlook bro

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

@RecordingAcad plz fix the audioooo

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

Never met a man w more disrespect for a top sheet than my husband

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

Missed opportunity for SNL - a sketch where it’s a bunch of hungover dogs sitting around on July 5 trying to piece together the night

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

@krktwe3ts there are at least 5 middle managers and various agencies who are more directly responsible for this operation

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

@elamin88 K

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

@AskPinterest how do I get rid of the ads please

This is / WAS the only social media platform that brings me peace. And now I’m absolutely inundated #creamcheese

[Jonathan Lambert-Melton @lambertmeltonnc]

“Nobody uses these bike lanes.” Usually because they don’t connect anywhere and the roads are otherwise hostile to non-car users. We need to keep funding and building a connected network to provide folks with safe options for getting around, reducing traffic for all.

[Kelsie Taggart @kelsientaggart]

Not all heroes wear capes, but Marcus does.

This is the perfect response to all the Republicans making bad faith arguments that Harris should just implement her policies now.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

"There's a lot of people that should still be alive" - JD Vance on Amber Thurman

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Donald Trump was asked today if he would commit to prioritizing legislation to make childcare affordable, and if so, what specific legislation he would advance.

This is an unedited transcript of his response:

Well, I would do that, and we're sitting down, and I was, somebody, we had Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka was so, uh, impactful on that issue. It's a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about, that, because, look, child care is child care is. Couldn't, you know, there's something, you have to have it – in this country you have to have it.

But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to — but they'll get used to it very quickly – and it's not gonna stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Uh, those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we're talking about, including child care, that it's going to take care.

We're gonna have - I, I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with, uh, the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country, because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care, but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I'm talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just, uh, that I just told you about.

We're gonna be taking in trillions of dollars, and as much as child care, uh, is talked about as being expensive, it's, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we'll be taking in. We're going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people, and then we'll worry about the rest of the world. Let's help other people, but we're going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It's about Make America Great Again, we have to do it because right now we're a failing nation, so we'll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Thank you.

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

Sometimes I just sit around and think about sadlacks et al

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

All I want is for someone to fix Britney’s extensions !!

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

LinkedIn would be better if we put aside the professionalism bit and just openly roasted every bad boss / employer we’ve ever had.

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

@LeeB30

[Tobias Ryan @TobiasvRyan]

the dream

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

@CoversSportsUSA I beg ur pardon

[Alyssa @AlyssaRiddle]

Truly gthc