The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.
Today I was stressed about wearing jeans with a dressy outfit to present to a board I’ve never met. Then the CEO walked around the office for 2 hours in socks, and that’s how I know I work for the right company.
I’m just trying to figure out when every single female I follow on social media all of a sudden got a big butt and can pull off high waisted pants? Did I miss a meeting? I wasn’t told far enough in advance to make this a reality
Hey sorry can’t make it to your party tonight. I opened one of those peanut butter jars where the oil is separate and my whole life is kind of a mess right now
my mom leaving dinner tonight: “every single guy my age in that restaurant was wearing cargo shorts and that’s how I know I’ll never get married again.”
part of me wants to live out of a backpack abroad and part of me wants to go to law school and that’s how I know I’m too noncommittal to order this amazon movie purchase right now OKAY KATHY