Amanda ✨💜🐼

I just wanna fly 🖖 Haukuna Matata🐼💜✨ Spiritual but not affiliated, cant spell, hates veg, loves beagles and strawberry milkshakes

[Ambivalenter to Tuchelball🇧🇷 @CadWMC]

If I don't get Oasis tickets, i'm going to spend the next 12 months tweeting both brothers a list of every bad thing they've said about eachother to encourage another fall out.

If I Don't get to see it, no one else gets to see it either.

[Jacob 🏳️‍🌈 @OhHeyJacob]

Hasn’t been with us for 8 years and yet knows exactly what’s up.

[Amanda ✨💜🐼 @AmandaMac1992]

@stephen_aw this, to this day, lives rent free in my head

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

It’s 15 years ago today since the Barlows invited themselves to Peter’s AA meeting. This was the peak of British television.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Reading “You do not need to take this card with you to vote” on your polling card multiple times, then, of course, carefully carrying it with you to the polling station.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Accepting an Outlook diary invite but clicking 'Do not send a response'. Yeah I'm coming but I'm not going to make a song and dance about it

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen

[Amanda ✨💜🐼 @AmandaMac1992]

@stephen_aw

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Opening the curtains to see where your house has been blown to overnight.

[Sophie @sophsssxxx]

Jaz putting all of the pieces together while they laugh at him #TraitorsUK

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

I know this is a game show but it reads like a perfect work of fiction.

Beginning: the rise of Diane, introduction of her secret son.

Middle: the death of Diane.

End: her secret son vows the ultimate revenge.

No wonder we're all obsessed. #TheTraitors

[James Cooper @coopdloop]

Saturday morning in Britain if Diane is murdered #TheTraitors

[Sam Stirling @samjstirling]

I really want to apply for #TheTraitors Series 3 but know full well that after a few sips of a post-round table G&T I’d be telling people I was a Traitor but not to tell anyone.

[Amanda ✨💜🐼 @AmandaMac1992]

I’m way I am so invested in #AImargeSimpson living her best life is beyond a joke. The choke hold that gal has on me 😂

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

I’d go on I’m a Celebrity just to lose weight

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Masked Singer is funny bc they’ll unironically guess someone like Madonna like she’s going to go on itv2 of a Saturday night dressed as a lampshade

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Pumpkins away, Christmas trees up.

[Amanda ✨💜🐼 @AmandaMac1992]

Terrible service from @AcornInvest I would avoid these guys like the PLAGUE. You need to train your staff better 🤦🏻‍♀️ so they don’t just tell customers what they want to hear in order to take their money and then back track leaving them in the shit. ❌ AVOID AVOID AVOID ❌

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

“You Can Leave (Get Out)” JoJo feat. Meredith Marks drops at midnight ❄️