Amanda Tomberlin

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Waiting on Beyoncé to show up at this lil football game

[Amanda Tomberlin @AmandaTomberlin]

If a book ends with the MC losing/sacrificing their powers, that they only just mastered, to save everyone…. I’m pissed. Kill that trope, pls! xoxo

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

just fell to my knees

[Helvetica Hoochie @RebelleCunt]

"And a relationship with FLAVOR FLAV was the PRIZE"

[Amanda Tomberlin @AmandaTomberlin]

Oh, so you're in marketing, what kind of work do you do?

My work:

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[min 🍂 loves joe locke @joelockecity]

me:

[Melissa Wear @MelissaMWear]

Kids aren’t reading entire books because they are not being offered personal pan pizzas upon completion.

Bam, policy solution

[E @bklinz]

Happy Q4 to all those miserable enough to know what this means.

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[Maria @mlstrat]

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Me: This show sucks
Boss: Again..this is a zoom meeting

[𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑖 𖤐🖤. @luvblessingz]

“you are so quiet” thanks I'm not comfortable around you

[Amanda Tomberlin @AmandaTomberlin]

Just saw someone I haven’t seen in years. He asked how my kids & my dad were doing. I said everyone was good!

I don’t have kids, & my dad is dead. LOL. I didn’t want to kill the vibe. 🤡

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

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[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“One coffee after 2pm shouldn’t hurt”

*2am

[Amanda Tomberlin @AmandaTomberlin]

Will never understand the “I hate
my birthday” trope in books. ✋🏼😒

[Amanda Tomberlin @AmandaTomberlin]

I understand so much is happening in the world, but did Starbucks really have to change their blueberry muffin too!? 😭