Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace

Winner, Norm Gunderson Award for Postage Art Excellence. Redass ump. Blocked by @JoyceCarolOates and @DavidSirota. Oates makes a better fist

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

My taint: available for slurping since 1943

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@Joseph_MSU @CraigR3521 I started in traditional Tang Soo Do and my current school is a mixture of TSD and jiu jitsu. In both we start with kicho hyungs and move into the pyung ahn (heian) forms immediately after. But from my understanding those are taught fairly early in Yoshukai, too

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@CraigR3521 @Joseph_MSU ...

HOW?!

I started them at 9th gup

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@CraigR3521 Shoot, man. My ex's dad was my KJN and I only ever called him Mike a handful of times even outside class.

To be fair, two SBN told me to call them by their first names, but only when nobody else was around. I called one Dr. once (Sc.D) and he almost popped me for it.

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@Gormogons Kip's Law

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@Bill_Dance1 A Stars and Striped Bass?

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@varadmehta No, they won't. They never have. They never will

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@MAGAlodon45_47 @__0HOUR1_ I'm in my 40s, I have two bad knees, and I'm sore from martial arts. I can clear 8 feet in a fraction of a second cold right now, not worked up on adrenaline

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

I am not one to say that referees are dirty. Blind. Stupid. Incompetent. But not dirty.

Except for international sporting competitions. Those guys are dirty as the day is long.

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@shoveitjack @3YearLetterman Not much of an afro on that guy

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@RonDeSantis Who do you think you are, bring fiscally responsible? This is no way for a politician to act!

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@LuckyMcGee My girlfriend just said, "That's gonna be me in the nursing home."

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@RBReich That's a poem, not policy.

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@IanRunkle Set it to music. Nobody will be the wiser

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@redsteeze @awstar11 https://t.co/jt8MB1dria

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@dlobrown75 You're looking at the real deal now

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

I feel ya, bro

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

The gorilla-philosopher has become an internet star

A 13-year-old male gorilla named Kiyomasa from a Japanese zoo, after quarreling with his partner, went to the corner of the enclosure, sat in the classic pose of Rodin’s “The Thinker,” and immersed himself in deep thoughts.

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@moneillsf What are you going to do to stop attacks like this from occurring again?

Nothing.

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@VERBAL_CHANCLA @AnnaDsays Cherry cordials are like biting into a wound

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@LuckyMcGee When I was a kid I asked about aliens. Mom said they couldn't be real because of Jesus having to die for them and how they couldn't be aware of His sacrifice. In adulthood I have come to believe that He could certainly manifest himself across space for them, too.

[Thomas A (for Amazing) Grace @AmazingTomGrace]

@LuckyMcGee Oh, so you've met my ex?