I Am America!

im america. land of the free, home of the brave. ask me a question! [email protected]

[Thunderbar Comedy! @thunderbarcom]

#THUNDERFEST is coming! Tell your funny friend(s) to apply via https://t.co/HUN9eBXKZj by June 6.

[Boston Comedy Shows @rBostonComedy]

Tonight @IBBattleRoyale featuring:
@PhoebeAngle
@breakawish
@BryceHanson25
@sissy_spaceout
@BurdMichael & more https://t.co/qXZvUEbFiQ

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

@ImAJoeMitchell AMERICA IS THE BEST... I TRUELY BELIEVE

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

@jhamelcomedy WHAT EVER KEEPS AMERICA CLEAN AND MEXICO DIRTY

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

BECAUSE IT IS SO HARD TO CUT YOUR OWN HEAD OFF

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

AMERICA IS BROKE AND MISSES STRIPPERS

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

TONIGHT! http://t.co/gU58VY8nRi

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO AMERICA!
A very special THANK YOU to Will Smith and Bill Pullman for their service.
#ID4 #intheatresJuly3rd1996

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

Tomorrow night! http://t.co/gU58VY8nRi

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

@OwenLinders ABSOLUTELY! PEOPLE THAT THINK THEY ARE HELPING AMERICA BY TICKETING FALCONERS ARE ACTUALLY HURTING AMERICA.

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

HERE IS A PICTURE OF AMERICA'S PARENTS. I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF THEM.

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@SunshineTommy @BryceHanson25 NO

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

#AMERICAFACTS AMERICA WILL READS THE SCRIPT 'FARGO' TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE A PREGNANT MIDWESTERN COP OR A WIDOWER CAR SALESMAN

[Joe Mitchell @ImAJoeMitchell]

@AmericaQuestion what's in your @netflix list

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

@ImAJoeMitchell @netflix 1. Blackfish 2. Blackfish 3. Blackfish 4. An extremely Goofy movie

[Dave Attell @attell]

Young Josh brought the funny tonite at @statetheatreme. Great job, @joshdaycomedy

[Tim McIntire @timmymac]

Boston Alt Comics: Women need more exposure in comedy.
**Woman comic on magazine cover**
Boston Alt Comics: BURN THE WITCH!

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

what is america's favorite?
AMERICA'S FAVORITE JOB IS NOT WORKING

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

@WBGreen @JuicyJuiceUSA THATS A GREAT FLAVOR BUT STILL NOT AT GOOD AS MELTED OR CLARIFIED BUTTER

[I Am America! @AmericaQuestion]

@WBGreen #juiceofthegods