Yam Hock

[Larry Koch @lkoch99]

Tired: pronouncing words like “articles” as if they were names of ancient Greeks

Wired: pronouncing mistake, spit take, outtake, etc. like the names of Japanese mushrooms

[Larry Koch @lkoch99]

You telling me a horse drew this carriage?

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

Kids who were teachers pets in school definitely floss every day so the dentist will give them good grades

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

Rt if you fed a family of 7 racoons an entire lemon Bundt cake piece by piece over the past 5 weeks

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

Rt if your phone goes ding a ling every night at 9:44 pm and you don’t know why but also don’t care enough to figure it out

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

So, what do you think is gonna happen at 7?

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

I want to open an outdoor spa called patio pedicures where you sit in a magical garden and get your nails done and get served snacks and cocktails

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

I have mentally invented a toast board where you have little strips of buttered toast from different breads and a lot of different jams and nut butters and stuff. Gonna make it!

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

You’ll never guess what song goes through my head when I see a white winged dove

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

Highly recommend

https://t.co/DZlH1woaNH

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

The Honey Guy at the farmers market said “no ants this time 😉” and some people giggled but I know it was because last time, there was ants. There was ants in the honey. And he offered 10% off for the ant honey🍯

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

Waiting inside at a car wash and the national anthem came on the playlist they’re shuffling and all three adult men inside stood up and put their hands on their hearts. Very Texas!

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

had to listen to men talk about march madness and football on 2 different work calls today and it got me wondering how men would react if women were talking about something like ultas 21 days of beauty or the bachelor

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

Companies who send me Giving Tuesday emails multiple years after I have used or purchased their services get a quick unsubscribe.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

If you REALLY think about it, How many cars do you think you see per day?

[pj @pjayevans]

Is there a reason for penguins. Or more just like a treat for us type thing

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

I was at a concert tonight and after their first song a woman in the front row very loudly said “I play guitar too! And harmonica!” and the lead guitar guy said “ok cool”. There are two points to the story: first is to not be that lady, second is to be that guy.

[Yam Hock @AmyKochy]

I’m tired of Taylor Swift