Tired: pronouncing words like “articles” as if they were names of ancient Greeks
Wired: pronouncing mistake, spit take, outtake, etc. like the names of Japanese mushrooms
I have mentally invented a toast board where you have little strips of buttered toast from different breads and a lot of different jams and nut butters and stuff. Gonna make it!
The Honey Guy at the farmers market said “no ants this time 😉” and some people giggled but I know it was because last time, there was ants. There was ants in the honey. And he offered 10% off for the ant honey🍯
Waiting inside at a car wash and the national anthem came on the playlist they’re shuffling and all three adult men inside stood up and put their hands on their hearts. Very Texas!
had to listen to men talk about march madness and football on 2 different work calls today and it got me wondering how men would react if women were talking about something like ultas 21 days of beauty or the bachelor
I was at a concert tonight and after their first song a woman in the front row very loudly said “I play guitar too! And harmonica!” and the lead guitar guy said “ok cool”. There are two points to the story: first is to not be that lady, second is to be that guy.