AnDan

Jack Daniel’s got nothing on Anna Daniels

[AnDan @AnDan63]

Welcome to the good place🌈

@TedDanson @DarcyCarden @TheGoodPlaceOOC @nbcthegoodplace

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@rlmaybestine I love this tradition so much

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@rlmaybestine We can’t let Miami get that pointy they’d never let us live it down

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@rlmaybestine This makes me like him even more

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@rlmaybestine Ryan what gym are you going to this is insane

[AnDan @AnDan63]

The plot

[ali 𑣲 @ibuprofenbarbii]

if ur not dating to marry then what r u dating for exactly

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@rlmaybestine My BOYYYY

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@rlmaybestine Aww poor baby😭😭

[AnDan @AnDan63]

Can’t stop thinking about my friend in high school who wasn’t allowed to paint her nails because her cheer coach said she had to make sure she could check if anyone wasn’t getting oxygen after a fall. Maybe you shouldn’t be a hs cheer coach because you don’t know to call 911??

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Gymnast Jordan Chiles, who won gold at the Olympics, says she loves having long nails because it helps her with her technique.

"That's really how I make sure I don't break a nail"

[AnDan @AnDan63]

Olympic gymnastics is even more impressive to watch as someone who took 5 years to get past level 3 because they couldn’t do a backbend kick over

(it’s me and then I quit immediately once I did level up because level 4 was way too hard)

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.

[AnDan @AnDan63]

I hope this is how people felt about me while I was in Italy

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Have you ever had someone else’s vacation reach a point where it’s actually a personal attack they’re still on vacation

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

love being a zillennial so i can choose whichever generation is less embarrassing on any given day

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@KasperKubica Came to twitter to hopefully find someone else expressing this exact sentiment. I cannot begin to explain my disdain for the term “want ad”

[AnDan @AnDan63]

My family still makes fun of me for believing this even though I was the only child at that point and god forbid I trusted my PARENTS

[Average Dad @Average_Dad1]

Heard another dad at the park refer to the approaching ice cream truck as the music truck. His kid didn’t make one mention of ice cream, just said “oh cool, I love the music truck!” I was stunned. Absolutely brilliant.

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@FinishTicket Pittsburgh pleeeeeeease

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@JonGracey First this and then the lord of the board tragedy, no clue how anyone will recover

[AnDan @AnDan63]

When the inaugural Sudden Little Thrills music festival in Pittsburgh has Crowded House and you can’t help but think of @JonGracey (and yes I will be in attendance)

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@JonGracey I’m so sorry to tell you that the festival got canceled and now I can’t see crowded house in your honor😢

[AnDan @AnDan63]

My mom constantly tells me this is why men play golf

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

cooking up a theory that men only play pickup basketball because they’re too afraid to ask their new bro friend to grab lunch

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@sunnysoulmates @ButchHades Okay that makes so much sense I was confused😂😂

[AnDan @AnDan63]

@sunnysoulmates The a’s are different here too!!! What is happening!!!