Analytical Cow

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Tues = #Housing
Wed = #Meat again
Thu = #COVID
Fri=#STOCKS

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

Data Go Moo!

#DataScience #DataAnalytics #coviddata #Florida #Covidcases #Data #Excel

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@OptimumHelp @GnosticInitiate Where the fuck is my support?

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@OptimumHelp
What the hell is this???

2026-07-17 13:06:18 sent=14 lost=14 loss=100% avg=n/ams max=n/ams

2026-07-17 13:07:22 sent=15 lost=15 loss=100% avg=n/ams max=n/ams

2026-07-17 13:08:24 sent=14 lost=14 loss=100% avg=n/ams max=n/ams

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum @optimumhelp
Service down in 08691. 5th time today.

2026-07-17 13:04:13 sent=24 lost=12 loss=50% avg=11.8ms max=20ms

2026-07-17 13:05:14 sent=15 lost=14 loss=93.3% avg=7ms max=7ms

2026-07-17 13:06:18 sent=14 lost=14 loss=100% avg=n/ams max=n/ams

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@OptimumHelp @optimum Still experiencing issues in 08691
2026-07-17 12:17:04 sent=65 lost=7 loss=10.8% avg=7.1ms max=16ms
2026-07-17 12:18:07 sent=29 lost=12 loss=41.4% avg=10.5ms max=18ms
2026-07-17 12:19:10 sent=55 lost=8 loss=14.5% avg=7.9ms max=15ms

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@OptimumHelp You guys are useless

2026-07-17 10:33:18 sent=92 lost=3 loss=3.3% avg=7.3ms max=32ms
2026-07-17 10:34:20 sent=62 lost=7 loss=11.3% avg=9.8ms max=19ms
2026-07-17 10:35:21 sent=33 lost=11 loss=33.3% avg=13ms max=20ms

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum @OptimumHelp
Spiking again. Zip code 08691

2026-07-17 10:29:13 sent=101 lost=2 loss=2% avg=6.4ms max=15ms
2026-07-17 10:30:15 sent=85 lost=4 loss=4.7% avg=6.9ms max=19ms
2026-07-17 10:31:16 sent=98 lost=2 loss=2% avg=7.3ms max=18ms

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum @OptimumHelp
Losing internet access DAILY in zip 08691.

2026-07-17 09:58:25 sent=71 lost=6 loss=8.5% avg=7.6ms max=18ms
2026-07-17 09:59:28 sent=31 lost=12 loss=38.7% avg=13.8ms max=17ms
2026-07-17 10:00:32 sent=26 lost=12 loss=46.2% avg=12.9ms max=17ms

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum Packet loss is spiking again. Zip code 08691
2026-07-17 10:14:48 sent=61 lost=8 loss=13.1% avg=6.7ms max=17ms

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum Packet Loss is climbing. Internet service is down.
Zip code 08691.

2026-07-17 10:58:25 sent=71 lost=6 loss=8.5% avg=7.6ms max=18ms
2026-07-17 10:59:28 sent=31 lost=12 loss=38.7% avg=13.8ms max=17ms
2026-07-17 10:00:32 sent=26 lost=12 loss=46.2% avg=12.9ms max=17m

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum Zip code 08691 at 8.5% packet loss and climbing. Internet being dropped.

2026-07-17 10:58:25 sent=71 lost=6 loss=8.5% avg=7.6ms max=18ms

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum @optimum Logs:

2026-07-17 09:36:55 sent=92 lost=3 loss=3.3% avg=7.3ms max=20ms
2026-07-17 09:37:56 sent=114 lost=0 loss=0% avg=6.7ms max=25ms
2026-07-17 09:38:57 sent=55 lost=9 loss=16.4% avg=8ms max=17ms
2026-07-17 09:40:03 sent=24 lost=12 loss=50% avg=11.2ms max=18ms

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@optimum Experiencing 50% packet loss when pinging your gateway: 24.184.120.1

Zip code 08691 is losing internet access constantly, neighbors too, and yet your customer service reps refuse to send out a tech and tell me its my modem.

#dobetter #ISP #CustomerService

[WBC24 | BNO News @BNOFeed]

CDC's bird flu tracker was not updated today, after the Trump administration paused external communications

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

@JohnBasham @POTUS @SenTedCruz Lol, thoughts and prayers

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#Stock : Close$ | Change$ | WoW | MoM | YoY
$SPY: 579.04 | $-0.2 | -0.95% | 1.9% | 34.19%
2024-10-25

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

#Stock : Close$ | Change$ | WoW | MoM | YoY
$SRS: 11.44 | $0.18 | 3.16% | 0.18% | -43.62%
2024-10-25

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

#Stock : Close$ | Change$ | WoW | MoM | YoY
$UVXY: 29.06 | $1.95 | 11.9% | 23.55% | -67.91%
2024-10-25

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

#Stock : Close$ | Change$ | WoW | MoM | YoY
$DRV: 24.15 | $0.6 | 4.5% | 1.47% | -58.89%
2024-10-25

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

#Stock : Close$ | Change$ | WoW | MoM | YoY
$MCD: 292.61 | $-8.97 | -7.57% | -1.42% | 17.84%
2024-10-25

[Analytical Cow @AnalyticalCow]

#Stock : Close$ | Change$ | WoW | MoM | YoY
$HUBS: 565.67 | $11.36 | 5.31% | 7.36% | 23.98%
2024-10-25