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@erndromeda I went to an event by a river years ago. kids found an urn and decided to fuck with it. An adult stopped them like "WTFFF!!??" Out of respect for "grandma", he opened and dumped it in the river. A gust of wind blew it back at him. It got in his mouth stuff... 🤦‍♂️

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@donaldmorganjr @krus_chiki *into

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@RileyCBolt @DocStrangelove2 I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

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@WeaponOutfitter They for real made em wear Dark Helmet's helmet 😅

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@Dianexis Does anyone else get that weird *ZAPP* sensation eating butter like that? I got it just watching the dude.

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@MrBeast Zero pennies in that room.

#promotion #poopyweinerpennies #stankybootypennies #iknowwherethempenniesreallyare

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@DuckieLouise Ya but sometimes your boss will lock you in the torture room if you're 1 minute late, so it might be worth it

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@Mike_McD5511 I think the idea is snakeshot that will cycle in automatics. No fuck fuck games fumbling a couple fragile ass conventional snake shot rounds into your gun out of a pocket or w/e.
That said, rat(tlers) get into weird places i don't wanna send bullets, and the pattern looks poopy.

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@DarkwebShaman @escapefrommelos OK forreal? When I was a foreman, and saw cans too far out in the street, I straight SCHWACKED them with the trailer. It's a service to everyone else.
🎵My trailer big. Grandma car small.
My trailer eat the cans out
in the road. 🎵

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@Yippiekiyay6 "My dog did it" 😒

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@boltondynamics Is the cylindrical chamber intended lock the action via rotation? Initially I imagined a stationary slide. "latterally recoiling, rotation locked, centrifugal ejecting action" or something.
Good art provides mental stimulation and many interpretations. You killed it dude 👍

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@Michaelfiore Dude... I double check when I hook my own trailers up. Idk if i would check at a shop though. That sucks.

Also FUCK BIG TEX. I hate those trailers. They're full of fake welds and low ass jacks that scrape on anything that looks like a steep driveway, and the lights never work.

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Once again they are targeting my friend’s farm in Forsyth County. They stole a half an acre from her property when they surveyed. Now she has to hire another lawyer once again this makes 4 times she’s had to get a lawyer to keep her farm. She’s been here 30 years and has the original deed but she won’t get her attorney fees back even when she wins. This is such bs. They stole her land and put it up for sale to get more money. I’m beyond pissed that the government in Forsyth County is allowing this to happen. If I didn’t know any better I’d think they are purposefully trying to bankrupt her to take her farm.

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@greenyphatom BEER IS GOOD
IT MAKES YOU SMART!
IT ARE GO GOOD WITH PIZZA!

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@HubPointless IT ARE GO GOOD WITH PIZZA!

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@mhp_guy "Weed barrier" was never meant to stop weeds, it just "kinda sorta does a poor job of it" so it's marketed this way. The real purpose is to separate materials so your nice bark or pea gravel doesn't eventually sink into the ground.

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@Dexerto There is a 100% chance snl is writing this skit. Adult children trying to relive their family dinners, discover the "pregorwel" device captured hours of their parents saying hateful, vile, things to eachother, and then fucking on the dinner table before calling them for dinner.

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@systemlayers @drvolts Am i reading this wrong, or does this really show a concerningly hazardous pooper to hand washer ratio?

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@BC_1236 @TLCplMax Dip it in the oatmeal??? Are you OK?

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@ArmedJ0y My turbo-fudd grandpa told me to shoot "that red leaf" with an old SxS. I did not see the leaf, and I didn't care. I just wanted to shoot the gun, so I shot at my own leaf. His disappointment and my joy grew with each shot. He scolded me for hitting him with an ejected shell. 🙄