Tom Anderson

Awaiting inspiration.

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

“Oh no…Oh no…Toilet”

[Tom Anderson @AndeAlastair]

@billchapman_ Nicking this Bill. Plus, "Day out kids!!!" (Is it free?)

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I’ve managed to isolate the sound from Charles’s mic

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Sadly King Charles just fell at Becher’s Brook and has had to be destroyed. #Coronation

[Tom Anderson @AndeAlastair]

@billchapman_ Saturday night is 'spicy goose leg' night!

[Davey Jones @DHBJones]

I dunno, this could just be a very clever photoshop

[Dave K @PunLovinLad]

Robert Smith from The Cure on receiving a knighthood #Jubilee

[Tom Anderson @AndeAlastair]

@billchapman_ Are you following me?

[Robert Popper @robertpopper]

Which happy shopper will find my latest shopping list?

[Will @WMcHBg]

If anyone ever needs you to explain the difference between Americans and Brits, just send them this.

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

The Conservative Party in 2022.

[Davey Jones @DHBJones]

I'm not a religious person, but it's nice to take part in community events, and that was a lovely service. Only slightly marred by one participant who felt the need to loudly tell us all that burning him wouldn't bring back our apples.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The World after a 8800m sea level rise

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

🔷 DEFENCE STATEMENT 🔷

1. There was no party

2. If there was a party, I did not attend

3. If I did attend the party, I did not realise it was a party

4. If I attended the party and realised it was a party, I did not know that parties were banned under the rules that I wrote.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Duck

[Davey Jones @DHBJones]

Pitch for GB News - "Holmes Under The Hammer." It'd be cheap as chips to make, all you need is Geoff Capes, this enormous hammer, Eamonn Holmes, and about 20 square foot of plastic sheeting.

[Tom Anderson @AndeAlastair]

@billchapman_ Not alot of people know that.