Andrés🪂

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 The SEC is preparing to allow US stocks to trade 24/7 on the blockchain.

[☆ @relonoshi]

listening to 2016 music to feel something

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

I make this house a home while my queen provides

[Jeff Sorkowitz @JeffSorkowitz]

DJs be like “should I drop the set” after planning for a $4,000 8 point multicam three months in advance

[Andrés🪂 @Andre_837]

Due to gymflation 405 is the new 315

[Rob @TruckLover1967]

Finding out that a grown man is a liberal is funny cause only girls are supposed to liberals

[Gay Costanza @NigBaby69]

This midget camel jockey tries so hard to have the Obama cadence, total faggot

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

getting a masters degree to delay employment

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

US unemployment rate is now 4.1%, per Bloomberg.

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

I’m surprised academics of color feel under pressure to plagiarize. You’d think they’d be fast-tracked into tenure based off identity alone and could submit like anti-white tweets or something as their PhD thesis. Very disappointing to see we still haven’t done enough for racial justice.

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

The term “minorities” is so misleading because those niggas are everywhere

[i/o research @iointelresearch]

"[Harvard geneticist David] Reich said it had been believed that natural selection was minimal among humans for the last 10,000 years... [but] Reich now believes Europe, at least, is in a period of accelerated selection that began 5,000 years ago."

https://t.co/VY5hzG8ung

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

“my tattoos have a meaning”

yeah they mean you’re retarded

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

The propaganda machine is working overtime

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

realizing that a girl you like is lowkey chopped is a cannon event in every sensitive man’s life

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

Black lady professor at Tufts fired after her award-winning book about the Grimke sisters turned out to be completely made up.

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Depression is just the repressed knowledge that you’re living beneath your potential and/or not in line with your inner conscience.

Anxiety is actually a form of entitlement.

[Peter St Onge, Ph.D. @profstonge]

Mamdani announces city-run groceries will set prices *30%* below retail.

Typical grocery margins are 2%.
Meaning:

First, the city will lose ungodly amounts of money -- at least 28 cents on the dollar.

Second, below-cost stores will steal enough market share that real groceries abandon the city.

Third, taxpayers will get tired of the money hole and slash subsidies.

At which point city groceries become money holes full of rotting food, so New Yorkers will have to take 2 trains and a bus to find a real grocery store.

Socialism will work this time 🙌