Andrea Fernandes

[Andrea Fernandes @Andreaatweets]

Read a CV that listed "METHLAB" under IT skills. I'd hire the person if this is not a typo #Comedyoferrors #BreakingBad

[Andrea Fernandes @Andreaatweets]

@Mango Done, thanks!

[Andrea Fernandes @Andreaatweets]

@help_delhivery DM sent, please check

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Congratulations to India for landing Chandrayaan-3 on the Moon — joining Russia, USA, & China as the only countries to have achieved this feat. More importantly, it’s the first mission of any country to arrive near the Lunar South Pole - a possible location for future Moon bases.

[Tim Harford @TimHarford]

For those interested - bank runs are best modelled using the game theory of the stag hunt, not the prisoner's dilemma: https://t.co/bYeRWwGF8k

I love the stag hunt game. Underrated.

[Andrea Fernandes @Andreaatweets]

@VrushankKadakia @bookmyshow @Daniel_Sloss My bidness is my bidness, none of your bidness!

[European Central Bank @ecb]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We will stay the course
And return inflation to 2

#ValentinesDay ❤️🥰

[Nomura @Nomura]

How do developed market economies become more at risk of hard landings than emerging market economies? 16 factors will come into play to determine the economies most vulnerable to a hard landing, write our economists @RobSubby and Si Ying Toh: https://t.co/YHLmXA9ghT

[Andrea Fernandes @Andreaatweets]

@FedExHelp Sent, thank you

[Andrea Fernandes @Andreaatweets]

Hello @FedExIndia @FedExHelp I received a suspicious email and call from [email protected] to do my KYC for a shipment from the US.
Is this a legitimate source?
Please help

[Mujtaba Rahman @Mij_Europe]

Behind public statements of support for 🇺🇦 remain big differences about what a Ukrainian "win" means & could entail. A distinction needs to be drawn between what's being said in public & the private views of Macron & Scholz @POLITICOEurope

https://t.co/z7Mhc1eLvs

[Kaushik Basu @kaushikcbasu]

The crash of the lira in Erdogan’s Turkey is a good lesson in what happens when politicians take charge of economic policy.

[ARCHIVED - Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity]

Get you a rover who can do it all🤖

#dollypartonchallenge

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THEM?

https://t.co/YZgVhjqctd

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

We’re 40,000 signatures short of getting @rsprasad attention to the fact that India has shut internet more times than any other country...

https://t.co/3JpXhksa44

Via @internetfreedom

Maro RT

[Christian Martinez @CDHMartinez]

WATCH @rickygervais: “You say you're woke but...if ISIS started a streaming service you know you all would call your agents...So if you win an award tonight don’t get up and give a political speech, you’re in no place to do that.”
#GoldenGlobes

[Netflix India @NetflixIndia]

This is absolutely fake. If you want free Netflix please use someone else's account like the rest of us.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Life is a near-death experience.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Lol he funny.

[Andrea Fernandes @Andreaatweets]

Word.

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Hasan Minhaj denied entry at the Howdy Modi event... if the perception you’re trying to create can be destroyed by a comedian who just shows up then it’s meant to be destroyed...
No joke here let’s drown ourself collectively in some shame.